This looks great, and an A minus review from Mr. Dowd makes me think this must be truly special. Why, it almost took my mind off the fact that Jim Spanfeller is a massive piece of shit who ran Deadspin into the ground.

Deadspin took tons of chances on people and types of articles other places wouldn’t. Even if you didn’t like them, the media world is a lot worse for having fewer places like that.

Lock me up with a plate of crab rangoon and throw away the key. 

Kate Bernot got my vote because three out of the four things she listed, I order every time I get chinese: Pork fried rice, chicken lo mein and the king of all side dishes: crab rangoon. She is going to win on the crab rangoon alone, but she is officially getting arrested for larceny, because she stole this one.

Picking Orange Chicken then Sweet and Sour Chicken is like drafting two quarterbacks. I deducted points for that.

Depends on what you mean by the beef concil. If you mean people raising cows the right way to become actual meat, then sure, they definitely have nothing to worry about.

If you mean the people responsible for the “beef” in fast food... it’s tasteless and pretty much disgusting on its own, and the entire burger is…

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

“Ya know, I ain’t sayin’ nothin’, but be a real shame if everyone saw what ya feedlots are like.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments under Weird Al Yankovic’s “Foil” video.

Surprised it didn't say, "I am a brotha."