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Yoel Romero is an ATT fighter and had some corner shenanigans (like “stoolgate,” which was, as the referee has explained, completely misunderstood and not really egregious, as well as having water poured on him), but I believe that those incidents involved some of the outside coaches he uses, not ATT staff.

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

I would expect something like this from say Albom or Plaschke but I’m actually surprised a writer as good as Pierce would log on with such a shithead take.

Going to a Nationals game is like going to the Epcot version of a baseball game. Why go to every stadium in the league when you can just go to a Nationals game? Before the game enjoy some food from the top vendors of Citi Field. Then get to your seat in time to use the Baltimore Orioles national anthem tradition.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Some thoughts:

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

Wow.

Jesus Christ, can we at least wait until the Nationals actually win before starting in on this bullshit?

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

Bacon can be way too crispy or way too chewy, but IMO there's a pretty solid range of fairly good.

This whole Funbag had some weird ass moments for me. Particularly when he did this thing that always drives me crazy, which is to answers a question not asked, or brings in an assumption out of his own ass—like the idea that anti-Italian restaurant guy equated quality with price, which was not even nearly implied in

The worst are those Coca-cola funded “student films”. Some poor saps from NYU or other preppy college is forced to make a 60-second short framed as some “magic of the movie experience” that is really a crappy ad shilling overpriced shitty popcorn and diabetes-enducing sodas. Good job learning how to sell out, [Dakota]

The entire premise of Sprint’s ad campaign right now is...”Meh, we’re good enough”

In the last few years advertising has really doubled down on “smarmy white dude” as their theme and I hate it. 

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

Don’t even get me started on trailer trailers. And trailer release dates, like what happened with the Star Wars one the other day. 

I love that there’s an anti-everything take now. Fucking an anti-meh take. A take against a word so bland it means indifference.

Oh, and movie trailers are better now, too.