What about rebranding each team as Homeboys / Awayboys, respectively, and inviting Dan Cortese to throw out the first pitch to Bill Bellamy?

That might be getting a little too close to Rock ‘N Jock softball, but I like it.

Or give each manager 5 to send in during key points in the game.

MLB should let the home team choose which baseball they want to use for each game. Add some strategery to this situation. 

The amazingly boneheaded part of this is that nobody had written anything about Osuna’s domestic violence case for months. Any article someone had proposed about his domestic abuse would probably have been consigned to the dustbin by an editor.

Mild take: behind-the-scenes videos like the one with Hield, Divac, and a ROFL cameo from Marvin Bagley III show why the NBA’s popularity has risen lately. They look like they’re having fun—and, more importantly, like they know they’re playing a game.

Oh, fuck off with the “how much is it going to cost?” horseshit.

But I thought he didn’t get drafted by the Knicks.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

I get the feeling she’d do very well today, as she’s basically a literate version of the guy who makes a living as the lone dissenting voice on Metacritic preventing 100%’s and 0%’s.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

She loved all kinds of movies. People hated her for the movies she loved as much as for the movies she panned.

“Man, fuck that guy”

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“Two priests and a drunk movie director die”

Your mama sews socks that smell.

Only saw <i>The Exorcist</i> for the first time a few years ago. It was one of those that has always been on my list but just never got around to. But it was playing at a local theater as part of an October horror-fest and my partner insisted we go, as it was one of her favorites. The problem with waiting so long to…

My recollection, warped by time, is that the biggest appeal of The Exorcist at the time was that it was a legendary grossout movie, and people went to see it for the shock value. You went to see it to say you had seen it.

Under 32oz just seems small for a guy like Bonds, but he wasn’t that big in ‘98, when he made the switch. A lot of things helped him get to 73 (his only season above 50) but the juice was a very small part of that... the fulcrum elbow armor, maple bats, expansion, pre-humidor Coors... all equally responsible