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We STILL won’t be on Mars in 30 years.

There’s no way that Trump knows that the moon and Mars are two different things.

The punchline is truly indecipherable. Best I can tell, it’s either a joke that black people (a) have superior foot speed, or (b) are dishonest or deceptive. Either way, it’s stupid.

“Freelance race analyst.”
Yeah, sounds like it.

/ pointing and laughing from California

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!

/ looking down on Indiana from atop my high horse

I assume they were interested in finding out who said it originally, so they could get an explanation of what the hell the dumb, racist joke was supposed to even mean.

I’m not worried at all about free speech dying. Society has a way of over-correcting then settling back into a better place. (Besides...people are still allowed to say whatever they want, and part of free expression is other people get to react how they want.)

Looking forward to it

This is Indiana we’re talking about. Lamey got it from Daly, Daly got it from someone else, that guy got it from his son, his son got it from his 7 year old neighbor; you can keep going down the chain until the entire state of Indiana has lost their jobs or has been expelled from school.  

what does that even mean 

It’s a nesting doll of horrible Indiana racists!

I love how Nate is the only fighter to get into Conor’s head. Conor spends 15 minutes running of a list of bad insults and jokes like a fucking hack at a roast and Nate just goes, “fuck you.” And Conor CAN NOT STAND IT. It’s hilarious. 

Funny t-shirts might be the biggest red flag as far as sense of humor goes.

As far as athletes go, baseball pitchers players seem to be some of the dullest tools in the shed.

Derek Holland is going to turn 32 in a couple of months, and he’s wearing a shirt that would embarrass my 9-year-old. As far as athletes go, baseball pitchers seem to be some of the dullest tools in the shed.

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

It was an homage to Joe Frazier when he fought at MSG, he’s done this a few times.

This. This is my new favorite Deadspin article of all time. Well done.