If I could think I wouldn't be a goddamned Jets fan, now would I?

Man, that guy’s got some real economic insecurity going on.

Is there a more Georgia name for a town than “Buford”?

Good thing racial discrimination is non-existent in America and those NFL players can go back to proudly standing for a national anthem that clearly respects all its people regardless of the colour of their skin. 

Are these the people we want to buy guns for?

This Deadspin cross-article promotion is getting out of hand.

“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.” HPLovecraft, notable racist.

Republican strategists understand what motivates people (re: white people) to vote. It’s fear. Hope is nice, and anger can be extraordinarily motivating but is temporary and depends on constant refueling - both hope and anger often lead to burnout and apathy. Neither are how the modern Republican ideology was built.…

I won’t!

My 2 year old pronounces it “Kanza Shitty” and I’ve never once corrected him. 

And there’s the moron!

I look forward to hearing a variation on this same speech after Reid inevitably fucks up another late game clock management situation:

Still the most interesting thing about the KC Chiefs in my lifetime. Goddamn that is sad. 

Pat Mahomes rules because on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS in college he put up 500+ passing yards in losing efforts and once went off for 700. PAT MAHOMES FOREVER.

Hamilton, unless I missed it, I haven’t seen a single post from you about the new Poor People’s Campaign. They get almost zero media coverage (gee, I can’t imagine why), so it would be nice if they got more exposure.

Real talk: I’d actually like science to explain how a pile of shit became sentient and named itself Dinesh D’Souza.

Whoa whoa, but Dinesh D’Souza (now pardoned) says that Democrats are the real racists. He’s made documentaries about it.

It seems impractical to learn this routine, but I promise you that this is exactly how Shawn Bradley gets kicked in the face someday. It will be mean and completely undeserved...but damn if it won’t look cool as hell.

“YOU CAN’T ENJOY ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Does this really count as woke? I think it’s more about “hot take” culture than anything else.