This is definitely McCarron, right?

“Honestly, Buffalo should be kicked out of New York State and made an honorary part of Ohio.”

In an odd way, it’s the most appropriate image they could have chosen.

I merely sprained my knee and it was easily the most painful experience of my life so far. I literally vomited from the pain at one point. I can’t even imagine.

Until she breaks up with him, rekindling his rage. Think on the bright side!

The injury grossed out a surgeon. I didn’t know that was possible.

I’ve disclocated bot of my knees over the years. None of my injuries were anything compared to what Bridgewater went through, but just thinking about them makes me cringe. Takes some mental fortitude to put that out of your mind and trust that your repaired joint will hold. Cant’ wait to see him start for Tampa Bay.

Did someone say, “blowout” and “jets”?!

Sad day for America.

Nick:

Ooooh, that’s nice.  I read it like a louder, and somehow drunker, Bernie Kosar.

The saddest part about Detroit is that they are absolute setting up to give us Robocop but it’s just going to end up being a Roomba with a knife taped to the top because it’s paid for by Little Caesar’s or Dan Gilbert.

the guy who used to write paeans to the saw movies and crank 2 on the avclub drinking spiced pear gin fizzes with his significant other has certainly thrown me for a loop. the almodovar less so, he is a huge film nerd

Michigan State just offered him a chancellorship. This state has done one hell of a heel turn over the past two years. Is there something in the water in that state? Oh right.

I read Zodiac Motherfucker’s in that same wistful, yet in ALL-CAPs, tone that George uses to describe the rabbit farm to Lenny.

RIP ZM

INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES

DREW OLD FRIEND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. AND A NOT INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THAT HAPPINESS IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE FACT THAT AFTER DECADES OF FUTILE FANDOM I JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIONS ANYMORE

The white community is never going to get anywhere in this country with leaders more concerned with “stop snitching culture” than in making sure their kids get a decent education. I know it’s not the most politically correct thing to say, but when can we ask the question about the cultural rot going on amongst the…

If “we are honest,” Kawhi Leonard might not be That good anymore either. We have no idea of knowing. He hasn’t played meaningful NBA minutes in over a year.