If there were Trumpers on the jury, they would have voted “Not Guilty” on all eighteen counts.

Bank Fraud carries a max 30 year sentence, so, uh, no, the bank fraud ones are the big ones.

It’s about time.

Blame the judge.

Well, I’m glad the judge declared a mistrial on the rest of the counts because they won’t be subject to double jeopardy. The judge was a total assface for this whole trial, and I cannot imagine that his (often inappropriate) remarks and rebukes to the prosecution had no impact on the jury.

And Micheal Cohen is literally throwing Trump under the bus right now. My testicles have officially dropped through the Earth’s inner core.

I never understood the point of a “beater” undershirt. The main reason I wear a T under my nice shirts is to keep my pit sweat off them. What benefit does the tank undershirt serve?

GnR was hair metal but they were so good at it that nobody could be better and they killed the genre. It’s like how nobody did serialized novels after Dickens, or Cubism after Picasso, or Westerns after John Ford.

this is why I simply just shit in the handicapped parking spot.

same for Deftones.  Deftones is not nu-metal because they are talented, and still making extremely good music. 

seconded. a “beater” is the ribbed thin undershirt. a “tank” is a shirt meant to be seen.

Counterpoint. Guns n Roses is hair metal. Touring with Metallica doesn’t make you “not hair metal” because Metallica is hair metal. Guns n Roses, Metallica, and System of a Down are all awful.

Well see I think a tank top is different from a “beater”. A beater is a tank top meant to be worn as an undershirt that isn’t. So that’s the one in white or grey or black that gives off that trashy appearance in public. But a general tank top can just be a sleeveless graphic tee, and some of those have a larger range…

What the hell, man? If I’ve got to take a shit and that’s the only open stall I’m going for it. It’s not a parking spot. I can occupy it while I take care of my business. Sorry you have to wait just like every other goddamned person, buddy. At least you have your own chair to sit in, ya prick.

If you want to speed up the game you should get rid of the infinite foul balls. I say after 2 fouls on the 3rd strike your ass is out.  

They’re also pejorative terms that were obviously made up by people who dislike the genre. It’s always been weird to me that the very name of those genres insults the genre itself.

Hot take: anyone should be able to use the handicap stall. If you make a guy in a wheel chair wait, it would be no different than him waiting to use the handicap shitter occupied by another guy in a wheelchair or an able bodied person waiting to use a normal stall that is currently occupied by able bodied or…

I was also raised catholic and I have used the handicap stall during 9:00 A.M. Easter mass to vomit because I was so incredibly hungover.  God forgives, bud.  Go for it

It’s about damn time people started coming back around to legalize ‘roids.  Look, I’m not giving my hard earned cash to sports organizations because I think athletes should enjoy their golden years.  I don’t care if Boots McGrady lives long enough to see his grandchildren; I just want a pennant.  Is that so wrong?  To…

I begged out of a fantasy league this year because I just didn’t want to devote even that much time to something with ultimately no payoff other than “Yay, I won!” Futzing with imaginary lineup each week, checking late Sunday night scores, actually worrying all day about a two point lead going into the Monday night…