Are these still in business? The one here in seattle has been shuttered for years now. I would guess because of the opposite of this sentence:

I support you doing this to each team’s submissions

Oh god, I think part of my consciousness just hung itself.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

Well played.

He’s living proof that you can get a Doctorate and still be unfathomably stupid. I listened to a couple minutes of an interview he gave and I’m pretty sure I have CTE from bashing my head on the desk.

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Go clean your room, virgin!

A few notes from someone who recently spent upwards of $60 on a frankly ludicrous amount of bonkers delicious tomatoes recently:

I had a feeling y’all would be here.

I watched Jordan Peterson debate Matt Dillahunty on YouTube. I’d never heard Peterson speak before. I knew he was a mens’ rights fuckbucket, but from what I’d read about his academic credentials, there seemed to be at least the possibility that he could form a reasonable, interesting argument. Nope. Guy’s a fucking…

I lived in Seattle for two years and got invited to a couple tailgates and Seahawk viewing parties, so I met a pretty wide selection of fans. In that two year span of interacting with Hawks fans on the regular, I met ONE SINGLE PERSON who I would not have drowned in the Sound with my own hands, and he was my buddy,…

I thought “Russell Wilson is the Michael Scott of quarterbacks” was pretty amazing as well.

The Malik McDowell pick is a hilarious exercise in “when trading down goes wrong.” Here’s the timeline, I think:

Drive 30 minutes in any direction and you’re in MAGA-hat-wearing, Calvin-peeing-on-a-Chevy-logo-ville. And 12s from these towns seem to have exclusive rights to 90% of the tickets.

Jon:

You know, I always thought Hooters was a bad gig. You literally could not pay me enough to participate in nonconsensual public BDSM with a Seahawks fan in a Heart Attack Grill.

Joseph:

Oh my god, Drew, what the fuck. What the fuck! I’m reading along, I see the new WYTS headline, and it’s the Seahawks! I’m a Niners fan, this is great! And then WHAM, right in the kisser, Jordan Peterson? Jordan fucking Peterson? That irredeemable faux-intellectual shitbag, the great incel whisperer, that connoisseur…

As I am a Georgia fan, allow me to inform you Seahawks fans that