Culture, nature, whatever. If he can’t consume it, exploit it or fuck it, it’s of no worth to him. Fucking boorish dullard. 

Trump’s total disdain for culture is low-key one of the most sociopathic things about him

Unfortunately, there are two competing philosophies at play here.

Has 45 ever mentioned liking any music? Hell, any art at all? He’s so culturally bereft, so incurious, so dull it beggars belief.

Hi Larry!

Ah, there’s the “at least he’s trying something” Muskboy argument I’ve been waiting for. 

When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…

It sounds like if you ever get into an argument with a MAGA chud, just flip on the national anthem on repeat to shut them up. They’ll be paralyzed with rage but WTF are they going to do about it?  

When you’re 35 and on toddler-sleep schedule, this is a ringing endorsement of a place.

A LITTLE PEE ON MY SHOES IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM, YOU COMMIE

“...fine ...cool ...clean ...neat”

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

So many letters reference this Dundalk place. It fascinates me.

Baltimore: Donnie.

The City of Baltimore is fine. The problem with the Ravens is not the City. I mean, parts of it are dangerous, but much of it is fine. The Inner Harbor is at least clean, if boring. Fell’s Point is great on any non-weekend-night. Hampden is cool. McHenry Row is neat. A lot of these neighborhoods are fun (and…

sheeeeeeeeeeeeit. 

Just wanted to thank you, Drew, for the whole thing on Ray Lewis. Masterful.

If the anthem is on I’m standing... stall

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.

I once attended a week 3 preseason Ravens game as a fan of the opposing team. My my team scored a touchdown and I gave a mild applause. At this point, a 40 something man in front of me (wearing a Ravens jersey I should add) knocked the beer out of my hand and tried to fight me.