I was marveling at LeBron last night when my wife asked me when I’d become such a big fan. I mulled that for a bit, before telling her that it wasn’t so much that I’m a fan of LeBron—sometimes I root for LeBron’s teams to win, sometimes not, depends on who they’re playing (also I think he’s often a passive-aggressive…

LeBron is going to overtake Tim Duncan for the most all time playoff minutes in his next game.

I’m a Cavs fan, and I can’t wait to root for him on another team. Fuck the rest of this fucking team.

Here’s my hottest of takes:

It’s probably easier to ask people how old they are

Not to be an ass but that’s not really what self care is all about. Continued descriptions of self-care as this are more harmful than good.

Did the thing! Slavery?? Lynchings?? It was unclear what “thing” Republicans did, but they sure did that.

He talks the way his base thinks - in sweeping generalities, non sequiturs, and personal attacks. Logic is rarely/never applied, and he moves from statement to statement likes he’s sampling from the buffet at Golden Corral. “Mmmm, rolls, you know what? I love rolls, I think I need some chicken, but hey! Pudding! Who…

I think we’d all generally dance and sing if the current GOP were as good as the party of Nixon.

They are now officially the party of trump.

Faux and Fiends just realized that you can’t control the kraken after you release it.

It’s when you’re stuck in the sunken place.

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“Had I not gotten elected, Hillary would’ve come in and added more rules and regulations, we would’ve been put out of business.”

He was the loudest, racistist, fattest blowhard in every bar in America. Hilarious though that he was heralded as some great strategist when he joined the administration, but it turned out he was just another racist white guy at the racist white guy table with barely two brain cells to rub together.

People need to stop using words like “genius” and “auteur” for every asshole who puts out a decent piece of work. Also, being a “genius” in one field doesn’t prevent you from being a dumb fuck in every other field.

I don’t know when he stopped caring about Black men, but he hasn’t been here for Black women in a long time (along with 99% of modern male hip hop artists). I’ve always hated the song “Gold Digger” because it’s clearly only about Black women. Two Black men, Kanye and Jamie Foxx, who only had access to Black women…

He got lucky and landed funding from the Mercers. Without that money, he wouldn’t have been able to do all this damage.

Kanye West cares about black people the same way Megyn Kelly cares about women, only when it effects them personally.