I would take the over on Browns wins over the next 5 years.

Only throwing to wide open receivers on the first read automatically make him better than half the starting QBs in the league.

Good news Buffalo, we’ve got a great discount on a slightly used Brett Hundley

This is going to be hilarious when The Bills fail to draft one of the top QBs and they are forced to pretend Peterman is their guy while secretly calling every team in the league to inquire about the availability of their backups.

pssst. he’s white

psst. he’s black.

The problem with the Browns is that they’re the Browns. Anything they do is going to seem like it’ll blow up in their faces, because that’s pretty much what always happens. Tyrod is pretty solid QB, and definitely good as a bridge guy, and Landry is a quality No. 1 receiver, and pairing him with Josh Gordon sounds…

My dude has two arms, not eleven.

Or he’s trying to describe the time he walked in on Nick Foles.

Or he’s practicing his fencing response.

You know what’s going to be hilarious: is when the Bills draft Baker Mayfield and their front office/coaching staff/fan base justify the pick when they had a superior version of him for 3 years.

The Bills must really hate Tyrod Taylor

Here’s Buffalo’s new starting quarterback Nathan Peterman using his arms to indicate how many games Buffalo will win next year.

The Browns are the NFL version of button-mashers...

Years of practice. All it takes is just calling burritos “steak wraps” and watching “Wild Hogs” over and over.

Vince should definitely do this. That way, he can get the reaction he wants at Wrestlemania when we’re all totally surprised that Roman Reigns vanquished the Beast Incarnate. THEY DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS COMING, PAL, NOW THEY’LL LOVE HIM, GODDAMMIT!

If you didn’t notice, all of the Democratic moves to the right and pushes for cautious and “moderate” solutions led to a) no immigration reform b) no DREAM Act c) a DACA order which is now in tatters with a very real possibility that there will be no long-term fix and d) a right wing mob that despite all of this STILL…

Border/Customs security is called U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP). ICE is not at all CBP; ICE exists to terrorize people who are not committing criminal offenses, and because of their actions ICE should be eliminated.

Any serious defender of undocumented people in this country would look at ICE and know that it is a cancer that needs to be excised from the U.S.