There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

I stole a rich husband because I deserved him; and I deserved him because I was able to steal him.

She’s terrible. I remember that much from being exposed to her work in college. One time at college my professor overheard me say that she’s probably one notch above Jewel as a poet. A girl in class started chirping, and then the professor calmly raised his hand and said, “Dr. Angelou has done more to ruin poetry than…

I for one would love to read a techno-thriller by Maya Angelou.

I can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not, but I’ve always wondered why people of a certain political party are in love with her. I don’t get it. If you told me 99% of the population couldn’t name 2 of her poems - let alone recite them - I’d take the over. Yet, she’s up there with Abe Lincoln and Moses.

Do libertarians have sex? That would require two or more people cooperating toward a common goal.

“Maya Angelou is Black?!”

You’ve got that right, Maya Angelou. With a gun to my head, I couldn’t recite one of your poems, and I don’t know what you did, but I am still rolling my goddamn eyes at you and your terrible, terrible poetry.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Bumbler.

Wow you really buried the lede here. They used Anne Frank to sell a dating app. Anne Frank. Advertising. A dating app.

Meanwhile the Knicks twitter is probably asking why there isn’t an International Man’s Day.

It’s funny because Ayn Rand used her ideology to convince a married man to have an affair with her but then was appalled when he used the same ideology to cheat on her.

You’re just know Rand is a sex moocher.

I think I finally understand neo-capitalism.

She was hidden in the tweet. But yes, eventually we all find her.

some asshole with a title like “content and community manager” googles “quotes by famous women” and then this happens

Hopefully they don’t shoot themselves in the leg with this acquisition.

“Rams continue to do inexplicably decent football things, scientists baffled”

do we know, was it love at first sight?

do we know if he put up a fight?