“Also, Paulie Trump could do anything. Especially run up bills on the joint’s credit. And why not? Nobody’s gonna pay for it anyway...It doesn’t matter. It’s all profit. And then finally, when there’s nothing left, when you can’t borrow another buck from the bank or buy another case of booze, you bust the joint out.…

Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton. You just don’t understand how to run government like a business. That’s what the GOP is doing.

You hit the nail on the head. Total misplaced anger. They need to be looking toward management rather than another player who only should have their own best interest at heart (as I’m sure Kershaw and Turner did themselves).

Did Otani ask Kershaw and Turner to interrupt their wedding and anniversary planning meetings? Or did the Dodgers ask them to do that?

The fucking irony of a bunch of baseball players complaining about time delays.

How is Trout unmarketable? He seems fun. Wore that dog’s mask for the Super Bowl.

It is kindof funny that the two teams in the second-biggest market in the country, and (arguably) the entertainment capital of the world, have possibly the two best players in the game (Kershaw and Trout) and their personalities are both about as marketable as a sack of potatoes. And I say this as an Angels fan of 20+…

show some god damn respect, mark...his dad invented pluto or something.

Has Kershaw considered that maybe Ohtani was bored because Kershaw is one of the most boring professional athletes out there? Dude has never given an interesting interview in his life; I can’t imagine he’d be able to give a good sales pitch.

I accept your challenge.

took me a second. because I’m an idiot.

It hurt just a himself.

That is the whitest sports injury I’ve ever seen.

I’ve heard 4/5 stars described (by an Uber driver) as meaning “fire him, but slowly.”

I specifically asked for none of this shit but also this fails to explain anything.

When you only have to run every six years...

Ted Cruz’s political success just absolutely baffles me.

As much as I despise him, there are times where he’s just so goddamned pathetic I find myself feeling almost sorry for him and wish I could say “For fuck sakes Ted, just quit before you make yourself look even more embarrassing than you already have.”

But only one of them is a princeton educated canadian grifter with a fucking ridiculous fake texan accent.

No matter what the scale says at the top (1/10 = poor, 5/10=average, 10/10=excellent), this is how it’s actually interpreted by companies: