Unions are democracy in action in the workplace. Any Democrat who is anti-union is not a progressive and does not belong in an opposition party to the corporate power that is destroying this country. Shame on the DCCC for supporting an actual union buster. That should raise as much disgust as supporting a Klan member.

Other than MILF not knowing what feminism means, no one really has a problem this week. CAPP likes porn and usually gets off from it; DQ likes blowjob porn and hopes her boyfriend will, too (if he’s male and heterosexual, it’s a pretty good bet); MILF is into hot older women, who apparently also find him hot. It’s…

Yep. The Russians are behind interstate cross check. They’re behind REDMAP. They’re behind the crappy, unaccountable voting machines. They’re behind the poor recount procedures. They’re behind the exit polls that get changed to fit the results rather than used to ensure the results are accurate. They’re behind the…

“Process? We takin bout process? Process? Not a game. We talking bout process. We talkin bout process.”

Trump’s vocabulary is like Taco Bell. They only have about 20 ingredients and they keep shuffling them and rearranging them into something new.

Don’t forget the voter roll purges:

“The Russians had no impact on our votes whatsoever. But certainly there was meddling, and probably there was meddling from other countries, maybe other individuals,”

I’m going full Ron Swanson “turf n turf” dinner.

I hope when he dies he gives his entire estate to Lisa Ann, and his kids die of starvation with only a seven figure net worth.

I have it on good authority that thousands of Muslims will be celebrating in New Jersey...

I burst out laughing in the middle of a museum when Scalia died. Didn’t work out.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

Regardless of what you think about his positions and policies (just kidding, he has neither), I don’t know how anybody can listen to him and not conclude that he’s remarkably stupid and profoundly ignorant.

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of…

Fucking hell, if simply reading his word salad makes my brain hurt, I offer my sincerest condolences to those who have to listen to this moron talk.

That is about 1000% more work than I want to put into 3 AM pizza bagels.

I think that Drew’s take that 20 year old things seem older now is an uncommon take, and he might not have put much thought into it. Titanic holds up today better than 20 year old films from previous years. Seriously, The Deerhunter came out in 1978, and by 1998 it probably looked dated as fuck, what with that super…

I have heard a point made about this that I fully agree with - At no point in history has culture, technology, lifestyle, everything changed so much so quickly. So for people that are in the 25-40 age range, their lives have gone through quite a radical change from adolescence to adulthood. All of that combined with…

You want to feel old, realize all the bands of your youth are now on shitty packaged nostalgia tours that you used to make fun of Baby Boomers for seeing. My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined. Yet, the Offspring played my local county fair last…