To their credit, Jones’s management has been clean ever since.

“My dick’s so big I HAD to take steroids...and cocaine...And run after my car crashed into that pregnant lady. I truly am a man trying to overcome insurmountable dick odds.”

The real trick is to show remorse, without accepting any responsibility.

dishonesty is the best policy. unless you’re caught. then honestyabout dishonesty is the best policy. if you can be honest about being dishonest then honestly you’re right back where you started.

Biggie would be with Beyonce (obvious celebricouple portmanteau: Biggieyonce), because in a world where Biggie and Tupac are still alive no one would give a shit about Jay-Z. Tupac would have had a tabloid-fodder relationship with Venus Williams, after which he moved on to start dating Miesha Tate.

Only those who stand to benefit from the status quo are still defending it. That and the stodgy olds that argue playing sports for free builds character or some shit.

Know what’d be a nice first step? The player’s union fighting for 18 year olds. The NBA gets too much of a pass in all this. The owners and a shortsighted/selfish/weak union are the reason DeAndre Ayton and his 5-star brethren have to serve an unpaid internship. You want to weaken the NCAA? Taking away the 19-and-over…

See that’s the NCAAs dirty little secret (that everyone knows)...they don’t want to share the money and will continue to exploit cheap labor until someone forces them into an alternative

That’s kind of a weird way to parse it, isn’t it? I’d lump money, women, etc. on the “fame” side of the spectrum and “college” way over on the other. And I don’t necessarily think the NCAA gives a damn about developing talent for the NBA or NFL; they’re only interested in maximizing their own profit. Exploiting unpaid…

Kobe fan here. Lebron is better than Kobe.

We really need to get rid of this “their payment is a free education” bullshit, because it paints all players with the same brushstroke when that’s just inaccurate. Sure, a free education might be worth it for a kid riding the bench at Oklahoma State, but not for DeAndre Ayton, who could go sign a contract for serious…

Honest question, how many college athletes do you think participate in the sport because they see it as an opportunity (money, women, College, whatever) as opposed to some innate love of the game? 50%? 85%?

“the greatest basketball player ever not to play college hoops...”

*waits for Kobe fans to get triggered*

The real mystery to me is if Biggie and Tupac were alive today which Kardashians would they be dating right now?

I’m sure Capote wouldn’t have an opinion on the modern state of true crime considering he died in the 80's.

A D+? But that’s the gentleman’s wiggedy-wiggedy wack!

I’d like to see a scene where Quincy Jones plays a character like Donald Sutherland in Oliver Stone’s JFK and breaks down the whole massive conspiracy behind both murders.

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t u see, sometimes they exploit your death for shitty TV

SUSPECT: He did security for Snoop.
DETECTIVE: Snoop… Dogg?

Irredeemably Wack sounds like a pretty good movie title in and of itself.