Proposed NY Post Headlines

Joakim Noah.

Damn. My man went from looking like Andy Garcia to David Duchovny and finally morphed into a Meth PSA.

That looks like a profession from Natty Light to Beam to Meth.

So that looks like a drug addiction

Based on that last image, I’d say his evil plan to hijack a satellite and crash it into the Statue of Liberty is coming along nicely.

...except he’s actually from New Zealand, which rightly considers itself a much more civilized place.

Or, he could just be from Australia, former prison colony and place where prime ministers shotgun beers and curse.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

It’s a good thing he spent that year in college and didn’t go right to the NBA.

Get this fucking clown out of the league before he fucks up what could be one of the best playoff years ever by taking out a key piece of any number of fun to watch good teams... be it OKC, Houston or anyone else. It is as clear as day to folks with a normal set of eyes that this shit is all intentional. Would love to…

Zaza Pachulia sounds like a health condition associated with watching Green Acres in a New Age incense bar.

Hey! How did commenters become the villains in this piece?

“The simple and only answer in all instances is, it doesn’t fucking matter.”

Things that are likely to kill Trump should he ever run into an active shooter situation:

Yeah Bonds was straight garbage after he juiced up.

Late career Barry Bonds would like a word? As would Sammy Sosa and Bret Boone and Mark McGwire and so forth?