Alcohol and novel writing.....

Right. This point has been made a few times, and I grant it’s fair.

I’ll send you a PDF if you’re serious. If you make it past the first chapter, I’ll buy you an In-n-Out burger. 

No, you probably wouldn’t. haha

I’m not a great writer, but I’m not that bad. Jesus. 

Of all the stupid, moronic, indefensible shit I type on this site, (semi) dissing In N Out burgers is always the one that gets me the most heated responses. 

This is a fair point. 

People are probably going to ignore this post or shit all over it, but I feel the exact same way, man. I once wrote an entire novel because some girl I had a crush on all through high school moved back to our hometown, but single now, but I was married. The novel was basically just me working out all of my weird…

Five Guys, Smashburger and Freddy’s are all unequivocally better burgers than In N Out. In N Out isn’t bad, it’s just not as great as we’ve all been led to believe. 

#humblebrag

Ok, well... thanks for not judging me, I guess. Very merciful of ya. 

I know it’s nice to use reductivism to come to simple conclusions about things that bother you, but I don’t think it’s helpful. Hell, you and I are on the same side and you won’t even listen to me.

Don’t kill me, but I actually have a few Trump-supporting friends and they’re just...dumb. They’re racist, sure, but they absolutely have no clue how. Their minds literally cannot fathom that because they aren’t directly racist toward someone that they can still be racists, based on policies they support and whatnot.

Vrabel looks like he borrowed a bunch of money from friends and family 7 years ago to open a Crossfit gym in Grand Junction, Colorado and is still waiting for it to turn enough of a profit so he can quit his job working at the T-Mobile kiosk at the only mall in town.

Very good points.

The irony is that the grappling aspect of MMA is the aspect that probably most closely mirrors that of a boxing match. It’s very nuanced and elegant if you have any idea of what’s going on. But we’re not a nation of grapplers, and to most people it just looks like sweaty dry humping.

One time I was in the middle of an all-out brawl at some house party at the edge of town somewhere, and I attempted to soccer kick some guy because I had seen it done in Pride so many times. But at the last second I got legitimately scared of killing the guy and I ended up whiffing completely. He got up and punched me…

Because you’re used to watching boxing. Which is a different sport.

In all seriousness, though, the tradeoff from boxing to MMA is you lose the tightness and nuance of a boxing match, for the more free-flowing spontaneity of MMA. If you’re not used to or prepared for the latter, it comes across as sloppy and chaotic.…

Sean McVay looks like he isn’t quite sure what Brock Turner did wrong and is waiting for someone else to say the same thing so he can jump in and agree. 

His toenail flipped up like the hood of a car.