Yes. The privilege of seeing wild animals should be reserved solely for those with the means to go on safari to hunt them down and kill them, or those unfortunate enough to get eaten by them in the wild.

put us behind bars and force us to fuck for survival

Audi backwards: I Don’t Understand Automobiles

I just shuffle along with traffic, occasionally letting out a soft “moooo” or “baaaaa” under my breath - seems to calm everyone right down.

I did this - once. Got everything in the pockets, went through and picked up the jacket, and that’s when something heavy in a pocket swung over and whacked the side rail of the conveyor belt. I was pretty sure that I had broken my phone (it was OK) but the thought of completing my business trip with a busted phone…

I have forgotten and left liquids in my bag before, but I’ve seen people get called on their liquids a couple of times, and got behind somebody in Boston who turned the short pre-check line into a regular long line with a simple water bottle.

I’m thinking the way you eat for a full year is a lifestyle, not a diet

Yeah, I generally avoid the produce. The non-perishable stuff seems consistently lower than the markets, though.

Well said. Completely agree that American luxury is not about cruising the Autobahn. In the centers of wealth and commerce here, it’s about causing heads to turn in envy that you can afford a car that costs more than their homes, all while creeping along at 5 mph on the 405. But when that ever-elusive spot opens up in…

The Lincoln, and the Cadillac. Two sure signs of fail:

They thought the chains were godunov for the job

This makes an interesting dynamic between supermarkets and Target stores in my area. One market seems to have lower overall prices, but the other has notably better produce, while Target has a smaller selection but at substantially lower prices. It will be interesting to see what Aldi brings to the party.

this is the natural byproduct of overregulation

And you were doing so well...

At long last, citations. Thank you for that.

True that.

That’s an awful lot of words just to say you couldn’t find a citation.

you can’t see you’re arguing with no one

It’s not the activity, it’s the implication of loneliness. Lonely people get it.

If my boss walks in, that motherfucker will fire my ass if motherfucker is on my computer screen, but dat ass is only a motherfucking reprimand.