You got that right!

Will they really buy? Gee, seems like they’re willing to plunk down a thousand bucks just to get in a one-to-two year line to buy a Tesla with semi-autonomous driving features.

This is why I never watch porn with a rating of less than 80%

Exactly why I don’t watch this crap - real people face real situations every day, that go way beyond anything studio writers could dream up.

Nah. He should be sentenced to ride along in the back seat of a car that traverses the entire country for 20 years, and NEVER PASSES ANOTHER CAR, no matter how slow they’re going

strike a merger with Lamborghini

4th gear - I ALMOST fell for the hail sale scam once...

Miata donuts in a crowd - the sanest thing that happened at the rally

Yeah it was inspiring to listen his story last night about the heroic troops who lined up 50 Islamic Terrorists, cut open two pigs, put their bullets in the pig carcasses, sloshed them around, and then used the pig-dipped bullets to shoot all of the terrorists.

Dude, that was in 2004

Actually at :16.5 you can see the car starting to materialize, although you can’t tell if it’s been displaced through time, space, or both

Not to worry, apparently it’ll all be over soon:

NJ calls 2-second rule the minimum for safe following distance, and I’m counting one-one thousand, two-one thousand on several telephone poles, 2 fire hydrants, a jogger, a flag pole, two storm drains, and several parked cars...

Legally speaking, this is the “if not for...” argument - it would be dicey to say that harm would not have occurred “if not for” the fact they were driving a Mercedes. Instead they are saying harm would not have occurred “if not for” the fact that she was trying to post 100 mph on snapchat. Then they go to court to…

Hoooow dumb? Teenager drives 100 mph for the snapchat, gets in a horrific collision, leaves some poor guy with permanent brain injuries. Natural reaction? Better fire off a SNAPCHAT from the ambulance...

Brilliantly illustrates the absurdity of granting exemptions to law based on “sincerely held religious beliefs.”

I dunno - let me plug in my hoverboard while I think about it

Actually got a car back from the dealer with a strange bulge on the driver’s side of the hood. Got a nice screwdriver and a tap set that had been left sitting there when the hood was closed.

Screaming Pocket Monster? It’s a POKEMON! YAAY! Gotta catch ‘em all!

Or, you could just ignore anything from the New York Post