I did this once. Realized how stupid the car looked afterwards and vowed to never do it again. It’s right up there with removing the interior to make a car lighter or taking off the AC for the same reason.

Lies! LIES! Have you ever put Milk Duds in the fridge and then tried to eat one? That’s a workout, my friend.

Trump rally. Redundant.

Oh come on, it’s obvious what the guy was guilty of: DWB (“Driving While Black”).

He was able to stop with several feet to spare in a situation where coming to a complete stop was entirely unexpected. That’s why it’s not tailgating.

“Midget” is offensive. We refer to it as “Diminutive Leisure Vehicle.”

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

The juxtaposition of this article with the one below made me chuckle.

I love my M235i but agree with you. It's a sports car — not a luxury car. This Lincoln should have a 5.0 V8.

If it hadn’t fallen off, he would have eventually been Putin the car somewhere else.

This depresses me.

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Your high school English teacher is weeping somewhere. Also your priest / rabbi / guru / swami / Perry White / Matt Hardigree (ok, maybe not him). This is the Fuelshark of headlines. Somebody set up a a GoFundMe for Patrick’s thesaurus. Patrick, that is a book that tells you other…