I’m guessing #1-#15 involve the police, right?

Got to wear your seatbelt - you could get hurt. 

First question? Did they hit him?

“You’re laughing?? Moe literally just hit Curly on the head with a hammer which caused Curly to go whoop whoop whoop whoop really loud and charge at Moe but Larry opened a window across the room and Curly ran out the open window and landed on top of a fruit stall and then started slipping on bananas when he tried to…

My artisanal correction fluid business, White Power, is going swimmingly.

Hannah Payne “acted like a cop”

I had a Fit for a while, my brother thought it was cute saying it’s a minivan. 

I was once gifted a confederate flag belt buckle with a Chevrolet emblem on it.

a middle-aged woman in Kentucky whipping around with one hand on the wheel, and the other hand flicking her lipstick-stained Virginia Slim Ultra Lite Menthol out the window between wrinkled-lip drags and medically alarming smokers hacks

No, I can’t wipe my ass with The AV Club.

Had no clue who Joe Rogan was.

Since Skeffles dismissed my post, I will repeat it here:

And not a damn thing of value was lost this day.

Heavy, inefficient batteries in high torque, low speed applications don’t work well? So unexpected!

the jalopnik radical agenda of ... let me check my notes ... “maybe pulling into the wrong driveway isn’t something you should be shot for”?

Swerving with full tongue. Obviously.

Main street. Noon. Bring your second.

Well, you know what they say, “The good apples spoil the blue line.”

State propaganda? In a video game? Well, I never!