That Quicksilver is *awesome*.  Slow, but awesome.

Yeah, I actually don’t really hate the blue/white exterior. The blue/tan interior, on the other hand, I am much much less fond of.

You’re describing MAGA underwear.

jesus sister in law was an EMT for 4yrs before going into emergency medicine, and not a single person she worked with was allowed to conceal carry. You must live in an ass-backwards state.

And off the table, straight in to the potted ficus!

As always, fuck dealerships.

Gifting the sales staff with a 10 pound bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears would be more appropriate.

https://www.motor1.com/news/742966/jaguar-type-00-concept-debut/

No doubt, and it’s not like convicted rapist Tyson is some great boon to humanity. Ideally, they would have inflicted mutual, completely career-ending injuries to each other.

This is uncomfortably close to being an actual scene from “Idiocracy”. 

All of a sudden? Hating Elon is not new. He’s been an embarrassing imbecil since at least the cave submarine incident. 

Exactly. A friend of mine, who was special forces and involved in all kinds of kinds of crazy stuff, once told me “The U.S. Government couldn’t keep a chili recipe a secret”. So to think that all those thousands of people purportedly involved in this stuff over the decades — and their spouses, kids, and our foreign…

Oh boo hoo. If they’re that worried they should just ban the import of any cars under 25 years old—that’s how you ensure road safety!

I love how this reads like they’re talking about an invasive species.

Sleeping babies are usually pretty quiet, awake babies can be outrageously noisy.

As long as I’ve been alive at least. But what specifically are you referring to here? 

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Agreed. Not so much ACAB as CAMBBTSLAMCIOKW (Cops Are Mostly Bastards But This Seems Like A Margin Call I’m OK With). Not as pithy but you get the point.

Jeez, I hope they made those new welds extra strong.

Most shocking acceleration modes in Teslas you HAVE to try to believe;