a middle-aged woman in Kentucky whipping around with one hand on the wheel, and the other hand flicking her lipstick-stained Virginia Slim Ultra Lite Menthol out the window between wrinkled-lip drags and medically alarming smokers hacks

No, I can’t wipe my ass with The AV Club.

Had no clue who Joe Rogan was.

Since Skeffles dismissed my post, I will repeat it here:

And not a damn thing of value was lost this day.

Heavy, inefficient batteries in high torque, low speed applications don’t work well? So unexpected!

the jalopnik radical agenda of ... let me check my notes ... “maybe pulling into the wrong driveway isn’t something you should be shot for”?

Swerving with full tongue. Obviously.

Main street. Noon. Bring your second.

Well, you know what they say, “The good apples spoil the blue line.”

State propaganda? In a video game? Well, I never!

Endlessly funny that the world’s most sensitive narcissist bought a $44 billion dollar criticism machine.

People arguing against bigotry have annoyed me sometimes but I’ve never been driven to support bigots out of spite. Perhaps you should try having genuinely held beliefs instead of being a reactionary?

Now buying that game... That’s a different story.

Yeah, I get you. On hand you could pay money to the tainted brand of one of the world’s best known bigots who is materially working to make the lives of thousands worse to play a mediocre game. On the other hand you could not do that.

Why do all the Harry Potter apologists gotta write entire novels defending this damn game, why are you like this. 

The original lead developer was a GamerGate chud, and the current developers invented a trans character with a cringey name for the sole purpose of deflecting criticism. Plus there’s the fact that the game is about fighting a race that’s a Jewish stereotype. Many of the devs do share her views.

Transphobes: Wow, trans people are always so dramatic. MAYBE I’d support them if they didn’t act like victims all the time.