Everyone knows puppets are of limited value, so just write a check.

I can’t wait to play this game in a year or so when it has been polished up and the mod community has had their way with it. I never buy Bethesda games at release. 

Not surprised she doesn’t know how to comport herself at a theatre as this was probably her first brush with “culture”.

I mean, Tucker is deeply misogynistic because mommy did not love him, so this kind of behaviour WILL continue ad infinitum. 

M2 comes in purple. 

I had an A4 wagon (pre-Allroad), good car, but the 2.0T engine drank oil like crazy. I had to put a quart in every 500-600 miles. Apparently a known thing with that engine - which is wild because Audi uses it in almost everything they make. 

This behavior is sibling to the guy who toodles along 5-10 under when the road is curvy and 2-laned, and has an entourage of trapped cars behind him, but is suddenly Mario Andretti as soon as a passing lane materializes. Some people take being passed as some kind of personal affront, which makes no sense. 

Bought a nearly-new 94 Jeep Wrangler with 10k on the odometer, full steel doors and hardtop for 11K. Coming up on 30 years of ownership. Daily driver for a couple of aimless years after high school. 4 years of the military, 4 years of undergrad, 4 years of medical school, 3 years of residency. Basically 15 years I…

Both the victim and the perpetrator are wrong. If the rider had survived, I would have been all for him going to jail for a long, long time. I’m also all for the pitcher to go to jail for murdering a guy, cop or not. 

Am I doing it right?

You win. Take your trophy, go home and fuck the prom king/queen. You did it.

To be fair, that describes a whole lot of politicians these days. 

I genuinely laughed, like for-real laughed when I finally found her. 

The Yuuzon Vhong have always struck me as some kind of weird cross-over from some other fictional universe. They don’t seem like a part of that universe at all.

I feel bad for a lot of traditional watch manufacturers right now. Citizen makes good watches, but smartwatches aren’t watches, they are tiny tablet computers that happen to fit on your wrist.

NGL, I loved the fuck out of mine too. You must be the other guy who bought one. 

No, I’m pointing out that it’s a mandate. You have to buy it. But you can’t.

Laughs in unwalkable-cities-American. Laughs in Houston-can’t-be-driven-across-in-one-hour-at-85-mph.

You know, I never realized it, but you are right.

“New Rule: Your religious beliefs do not apply to me.”