But can they track a Falken on a cloudy day?

Who would have thought a comedic movie like Rubber would be half-prescient?

The stereotypes don’t work for the PNW. It’s not solely lesbians and hipsters that drive Outbacks...it’s everyone; because the car was almost perfectly made for this part of the world. I recall the Rocky Mt Front Range was also fairly inundated with Subies. 

It’s the MB Tex. That stuff is damn near the most indestructible interior material ever made. Yeah, it’s vinyl but it’s good vinyl. I get the MB Tex over leather every time. 

People talking about Suburu without mentioning the whole PNW? Sacrilege. I live in small mountainous, occasionally-snowy town in Oregon. 70% of the cars on the roads are some variation or progenitor of the Outback. It’s WILD. Even buying a used one is tricky because people want 6K for a 15 year old model year with…

Doesn’t matter.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but a Jaguar E-coupe is still a beautiful car. Sure, the ragtop is primo, and gets most of love, and rightfully so, but I do appreciate the graceful taper of the rear haunches. It’s still a good design and not just an also-ran. 

New Fetish: UNLOCKED.

My favorite family vehicle of all time, and I’ve mentioned it many times on Jalopnik, was my Mercedes R350. It was essentially a slightly-squashed minivan without sliders. Similar in many ways to the original Pacifica.

And it is ALWAYS the petty tyrants that manage to esconce themselves onto the HOA board.

I applaud your shameless attempt at securing a blimp ride. Can I be your plus one?

I wanna know what’s powering the kei car.

Also, for years and years their 2.0 engine, which was their go-to powerplant for everything, burnt oil like a mofo. Just gobs of oil usage.  I think they finally fixed it a few years ago, but I’m too afraid to ever buy anything with that power plant ever again, and repairs require removing so much of the car to even…

Boeing: In our defense, we forgot how to build things when McDonnell-Douglas took over. 

Couldn’t happen to a nicer place. 

Amorphous grey blob.

I’m glad that it exists, but I feel like my dollars would gravitate in other directions at that price point. 

I loved watching The Daily Show just relentlessly ravage Cramer over the years.

I have an older E350 wagon. And a YJ Jeep. And, of all things, a 1985 Fiero.