I applaud your shameless attempt at securing a blimp ride. Can I be your plus one?

I wanna know what’s powering the kei car.

Also, for years and years their 2.0 engine, which was their go-to powerplant for everything, burnt oil like a mofo. Just gobs of oil usage.  I think they finally fixed it a few years ago, but I’m too afraid to ever buy anything with that power plant ever again, and repairs require removing so much of the car to even…

Boeing: In our defense, we forgot how to build things when McDonnell-Douglas took over. 

Couldn’t happen to a nicer place. 

Amorphous grey blob.

I’m glad that it exists, but I feel like my dollars would gravitate in other directions at that price point. 

I loved watching The Daily Show just relentlessly ravage Cramer over the years.

I have an older E350 wagon. And a YJ Jeep. And, of all things, a 1985 Fiero.

That quilted headliner... yeah.

I don’t have a truck. I have a 5x10 utility trailer. It’s got 3 1/2 foot walls and I take it and fill it with gravel for my driveway, (up to 3500 lbs), loads of cedar chips or mulch for yard work. I once bought 30 laurels for a hedge and they all fit. It can carry a metric fuck-ton of 4x8 sheets or a bunch of bags of…

In my admittedly limited experience, Judges tend to be 6000% nicer than LEOs. I would go to court, go before the judge and explain the situation and ask for lenience. I bet the judge would simply drop the charge.

The sheer number of ancient but still-in-good-shape looking Xterras I see makes me think those things must be in the same realm as the Jeep XJ in build quality and longevity.

Car seats these days are huge. They tend to take up more space than 1 seat. A car that can fit 3 car seats across is rare. Once you have a 3rd kid you are looking at vehicles with a 3rd row. People don’t want minivans, so they are going with pricey full size suvs. It’s a big expenditure going from 2 kids to 3…

bring back the plastic dent-shrugging-off panels with the color that goes through the full thickness of the panel. That was a rad thingto do. 

Old Jeep products still turn my head when I see an older Wagoneer or the classic XJ. I’ve had a Wrangler for 29 years that I bought new in 1995 for 11 grand. Everything made in the last 15 years or so just looks like something I’d scrape off my shoe. The proportions on the new wagoneer are just so....off somehow, but…

That is the most Trumpian thing I’ve heard in like 36 hours. 

Since the chances on these contests (Hole-in-one WINS A CAR!!!) are super low, the dealerships can take out an insurance policy pretty inexpensively the insurance pays out the winnings if on small chance, someone actually wins the contest.

I have only had to deal with USAA a couple of times over the years, but when my E46 BMW got taken out by a frisky deer, they paid out well over what I thought I was gonna get for the car and I’ve never had an ounce of trouble with them for other minor claims over the years. Great customer service and their other…