I’ve always thought the X5 was the handsomest of the SUV segment. Never would own one or even really desire one, but I always found them to be attractive. 

I live in a state with front plates. I’ve been pulled over exactly once in 5 years for not having a front plate.

Exactly. I had a hard time believing there wasn’t a off-the shelf 5 or 6 speed manual that wouldn’t work adequately in that car. This proves it.  

Rhinoplasty! STAT!

I kinda loved how Bojack Horseman was always singing the praises of “character actress Margo Martinadale” because she is legit awesome at her job. 

And I noticed one of the random singers in the background in The Rocketeer is Jan from The Office!

I have an old jeep. It has no cruise control. I have driven it looong distances. So, I ran a bike shifter cable to the throttle body. Basically, a hand throttle, not a cruise control.

Kids are why we can’t have nice things.

I won’t be happy until she gets jail time.

a rat-rod version of this:

Uh, Amanda Peet has always been awesome.

He doesn’t see it. Oh, well, case closed. As you were, everyone.

You get the fuck out. There need not be an exchange, simply an abuse of someone’s position of authority to attempt to get something they would not otherwise receive. It need not be illegal. It was corrupt when Gov. Rick Perry irately told a young police officer not to give him a ticket for speeding and “let him go on…

For me, gaming is for fun. That’s the whole point. Trying to max out my DPS is too much like work for me to enjoy it. It’s also why I play almost exclusively single player games. MMOs hold zero allure for me. I play co-op stuff with my kids, but that’s about it.

My garaged car only needs wiper blades once for every 3 times I change the blades on the car that lives outside. 

The asking is the corrupt part. Whether the guy acquiesces or not is irrelevant. 

George Conway is a conservative. He’s just not a part of Cult45. 

underrated comment.

This was flat-out attempted murder.

For some reason, this doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Weird. I guess maybe because I’ve been eating fresh strawberries for years and I’m like, I’ve probably eaten a ton of those things. But...the strawberries tasted fine, I never had any problems from eating the strawberries....sooooo.....why should I care?