Well I mean...it IS kind of funny, but more in a “laughing AT Jameis” kind of way than a “laughing WITH Jameis” kind of way.

Let’s hope Michael Bolton from Office Space doesn’t start singing “When a Man Loves a Woman”.

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

“There are chips and snacks like that and water that go around that are given to cops on duty. Usually it’s the people on the streets that try to feed us, they bring us water and sandwiches. [Local restaurants] send bags of sandwiches because they know the city isn’t. It’s crazy! It doesn’t make any sense to me.”

The NFL is one big grammar rodeo.

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

It was a very strange conversation - me - the youngest of his four children - advising him not to make a very elementary mistake.

My Tebow is not a terrible quarterback. He may be a sanctimonious douche, a fame whore, an idiot, a terrible quarterback, but he is not a porn star.

I guarantee this idiot is from Dundalk

“I don’t respect him,” said Rowe, a 56-year-old who serves on the Caroline County board of education.

How come she doesn’t get a headline? What a great athlete and she didn’t punch anyone out in a rink or take steroids to do it like the rest of the morons on your homepage today.

Being from Cincinnati I followed this story a little closer, it’s completely fucked. 19 year olds shouldn’t die of cancer. That kid did more good in her last 6 months then some lazy assholes do in their entire lives. Fuck cancer.

You can take solace in the fact that those are the parts of Virginia that everyone else is embarrassed of as well.

Other Observations to Avoid

With all of the expertise at Dogfishhead, I think it would really be amazing if one day they decided to brew beer.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE

Found his replacement:

Lourawls Nairn under rated. His name is Lourawls.