That was the darkest point in Harambe’s life. He was just starting to turn it around. RIP Harambe.

Those assholes don’t have a mother. They shot out of Buddy’s nutsack that way. Fully grown.

Listen, I spent thirty years of my life in Waco. I’d still rather talk about the Lake Waco murders or the Branch Davidians than these twits.

I find their aw-shucks-darlin’ cutesy back and forths irritating as hell, never mind the fucking shiplap. Chip as the lovable goofball and Jo the ever-patient straight man. It seems so phoney in that TV evangelical way.

“Heck! Dang peanuts made me thirsty again. Better find that feller with the milk!”

It’ll be cancelled and replaced by the contrarian version of this show, No Takes Matter with hosts Cthulhu and the ghost of Kierkegaard.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

I created an account just to ask this question:

Counterpoint: Yeah it is

Sophia on Golden Girls once referred to this as the Statue of Mussolini play.

“Is it okay to punish someone else’s dog?”

...but Antonio stood firm

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

“And kill guys who piss them off. That’s part of it, right? Right?”

No way man.