Yeah, I’m hoping that the book is more comprehensive and this is just a bad excerpt? I mean, it’s a sprawling topic. Shit, I mean, Fugazi, Sam Cooke, the list goes on.

Exactly. Also, side note, I love your account name.

That’s a brilliant idea. I have a dehydrator that I barely use, I think I’m going to have to bust it out again now.

Not a movie, but I watched the Breaking Bad finale with a group of college guys. They were all so angry about it, because apparently high school English classes never taught them about the idea of an antihero.

Rich, you’re great. But you’ve never seen Men in Black???

Be Best. It’s that simple.

At this point, I’m not sure what “cancel” even means. Shit, was the South cancel culture??? They were just defending states’ rights!

Please no, I like him. Not his music, at all. I just like the guy.

“The all-new Lemp Brewery Haunted House is ready to make you scream. House of Occult located deep underground where NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. Come face to face with demons, confusing mazes, inside a pitch black cavern of the occult. Lemp Brewery is the most famous haunted place in American [sic] prepare to go into…

When you mentioned learning that phrase from The Bridge, I was very confused for a moment.

You HAD to bring up Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark??

I’m definitely going to order that, thanks!

I’m trying very hard to resist ordering a garlic and anchovy pizza right now.

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m guessing they could use parody law. Also this wasn’t really a condemnation from Levy, he was just saying it wasn’t sponsored by the show and cast members wouldn’t be making appearances.

This is self-fulfilling. If more people were ordering anchovies on pizza, pizza shops would have incentive to buy better-than-bottom-shelf anchovies, and more people would realize how great anchovies are. Not date night food, for sure, but you’re already in a situation where you’re ordering pizza, so...

I grew up in Maine, where the state was helping keep the dairy industry afloat by buying up loads of cheap processed cheese and then giving it to public school lunch programs. I’m sure there are good taco pizzas out there, but all I can think of is how after every Taco Tuesday, there was taco pizza on Wednesday using…

My (step-) mom grew up in rural Texas and her aunt drove to DC in a “motorcade” to attend the rally. She and my step-siblings all agreed that they would never speak to her again. It doesn’t seem like much, but it’s... something.

He always seemed to think that crossing his arms and looking like a confused child sucking lemons while also needing his diaper changed was a tough guy look.

She believes she has a case because the warning label told her not to do exactly what she did? I’m not a lawyer, but it sort of sounds like she doesn’t have a case?