I don’t remember the specifics, but a couple months ago or so a Trump lawyer was emailing evidence to a reporter, and didn’t include an attachment. When notified that he didn’t attach anything, he sent them an attachment that was a corrupted file. I teach undergrads, this is the EXACT tactic I see a dozen times per…

I lived near a Jimmy John’s in college where most of the employees were selling weed. The best part was the bike delivery guy was in on it. If you called up and your order included “plain French bread, with double oil and vinegar”, an eighth would be delivered, along with your sandwiches. Perfect business integration.

I watched the first couple of Perry Mason episodes, I’m definitely hooked. Thanks for the recommendation! 

This made me want to punch a hole in the wall. Shut the fuck up, you’re a hacky YouTube talk show host. If you’re such a political mastermind, then refute AOC’s reasoning behind voting no instead of doing exactly the kind of pointless name calling that you’re (falsely) accusing her of.

It’s just a constant game of distracting people with something shiny, over and over, hoping they forget your last claim. “We have evidence of massive voter fraud!” “Ok, where is it?” “Ooooh, this judge said that he’d found evidence of voter fraud!” “Yes, in a state referendum on legalizing marijuana, not the…

The best they’d be able to come up with would be some criticism of Israel in which she very notably, for example, does not say anything about killing Jewish members of Congress.

I haven’t watched Perry Mason yet, I’ll check it out! Agreed on Ted Lasso. I was honestly really expecting to hate it, since shows with characters that are just so boundlessly positive and optimistic I usually find sort of grating. Well, Parks and Rec is one exception, and Ted Lasso is now the other.

Wow, this is bleak. I mean, Emily in Paris has as many nominations as Small Axe. Also, when is Rhea Seehorn going to finally get some appreciation for Better Call Saul?

Baguette, Hawaiian, paratha... Some odd snubs here.

Did you know that pork is actually not white meat, despite what that ad campaign said? Years ago I was on a work trip with a couple of work friends, and we decided to go to a Brazilian steakhouse and binge, since it was on the company dime. After a meat-sweat-inducing dinner we decided not to eat red meat for a month.…

From Wikipedia: “Gaetz grew up in a house that was used in the film The Truman Show. As of 2018, his parents still live in that house, in Seaside, Florida. A sign on their white picket fence says ‘the Truman house’.” Yes, this is a person who I can trust as an authority on who the REAL cowgirls are.

He’s staying near Christiansted. In the Virgin Islands. Where else could he have gone?

I could see this working if they just put a bit more effort into it? American cheese is a grilled cheese powerhouse, but it seems wrong here. I can see a pastry/cheese combo working, though. Think of cheese danish, or melting a slice of cheddar onto apple pie.

Being called a racist is such a “derogatory” term. I honestly can’t think of another word, maybe starting with a different letter, like “n”, for example, that embodies so much hate...

Years ago, I was visiting a friend in La Jolla. His mom let us use her car while we were there. It was a pink convertible with the plates “LJ FUN”. As three guys driving around in such a car, we were heckled endlessly.

Josh Hawley. The list really goes on and on.

I can’t miss an opportunity to tell this cookie/hot beverage story. My grandpa came over from Italy. He was, and I really don’t use this term lightly, a genius. For example, he could just see someone playing a musical instrument, like a guitar or a mandolin, then go and build one and teach himself how to play it. And…

It’s called fucking GLOBAL warming. It affects people in Paris, and in Pittsburgh. He has two kids who are going to have to live with the consequences of this bullshit. How evil do you have to be to do something like that?

Ingrid Bergman wasn’t American, neither was Juniper Serra (who is also in the process of being cancelled because he was actually enslaving the indigenous people instead of bringing them to Jesus). But the biggest slap in the face here: where the FUCK is Fred Rogers???