eatthecheesenicholson2
eatthecheesenicholson2
1/17/20
7:48 PM
26

We were having a friend over for dinner and I SLAVED over a coq au vin. I had my husband, friend, and squealing baby in a high chair all gathered around the table when I set the pan of rich chicken, gravy, and vegetables down on the table. The Pyrex exploded into a hundred tiny shards of glass. Logically, I’m sure it Read more

1/17/20
7:24 PM
31

JFC this is so embarrassing but, to paraphrase Carrie Fisher, if my life wasn’t funny it would just be true and that’s unacceptable. Read more

1/17/20
6:38 PM
16

Oh, you mean the time I spilled an entire tray of lasagna in the front seat of my car? That was a fun night.

1/17/20
2:34 PM
17

That’s me with him & Bloomberg. Rich Dudes, pool your money on GOTV and on flipping the Senate. Especially: McConnell, Graham, Collins, McSally. The first three ’cause they’re stale and need to go, the fourth based solely on the “liberal hack” bullshittery she pulled yesterday.

1/17/20
2:10 PM
45

I’d fuck him, or let him fuck me, or do whatever in the world he’d fucking want if he would just drop out and spend his money like he did in 2018 and try to flip the fucking Senate instead of doing what he’s doing now.

1/17/20
8:26 AM
70

Listen, a Hot Pockets breakfast gets the job done, and if you’re eating breakfast Hot Pockets, that’s really all you’re hoping for, isn’t it? You don’t need to be having some sort of revelatory, transcendent experience like you’d hope for in a brunch Hot Pocket. All you want is to quickly eat something familiar Read more

1/16/20
5:36 PM
8

I “love” how she couldn’t resist throwing shade on the production crew... Read more

1/15/20
5:21 PM
47

I was skeptical of this too, but read the author actually had an advanced degree in Chinese culture and language and had lived in China for 6 years. Which makes it even more strange that her defense was something bizarre like “immersed herself in Chinese culture.” Give your legitimate credentials.

1/15/20
4:42 PM
22

This is just Cats with updated CG. Every week they change it. Next week it’s going to be The Turning.

1/15/20
3:09 PM
49

thank you Kelly for this piece! i saw the initial tweets during the holidays about RWA, then the mainstream outlets started posting explainers of what was really going down behind the scenes, and it’s just...fascinating to get a look into an org/world I’ve never really considered, I guess

1/13/20
10:31 PM
15

I thought the first season of The New Pope was the damndest thing HBO has ever aired. Every episode was stunning visually, the “place intrigue” delicious and Jude Law flawless. Read more