It’s only going to get weirder. And more awful than this. Porn is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to deepfakes. Porn is where it starts. Where it ends is the complete annihilation of truth.

Well, you can cancel the speeches and shit, but... delivering some kind of report on the state of the union is part of a President’s constitutional obligations.

I laughed way too hard at this and will continue to do so as I keep imagining it. Thanks, man.

Me... I’d punch the clutch, yank the door handle, and fall out on the ground.

Hey, the Pats might lose the Super Bowl!

Hand the ball to Marshawn at the 1, God dammit!!!!!

My kids love “challenges” like “Hey, can we do the pringles challenge?” which is when I apparently buy every flavor of Pringles and then blindfold them and make them eat them and test them on how many flavors they get right. Or the Oreos challenge. Or the Ben & Jerry’s challenge. These are all on YouTube. I am being a…

It just amazes me that we’ve taken the “if I don’t have attention I don’t exist” part of our psyches and turned it up to eleven.

I disagree about boredom. I think people are so desperate for attention. But yes, it really speaks volumes about where we are. I think I need to hibernate. All this ridiculous incoming information is making me have chronic headaches and crankiness.

That’s very nice and it’s also fine to think I’m a straight-up dumbass who should not be publicly admitting she couldn’t follow a very popular movie

Came to say this.

I have definitely heard of Star Wars and I’m clearly an expert in it, Tree

That third and two play in the first overtime was awful. Either trust your line to run it up the middle, or trust your Heisman-winning quarterback to throw for two yards. But dear god, don’t run it outside when the Bulldogs strength is their speedy front seven. They’re lucky they even made the field goal because the…

I’ll agree to this only if you remove an equal number of fucking terrible bowl games between 6-6 teams

One of my favorite parts of the movie was when Luke called all the Jedis in the prequels assholes for not realizing Palpatine was Sidious and basically making Anakin into Vader. It’s what so many of us have been thinking for years.

PERFECT.

When Luke told Rey to stop idolizing the Skywalker legacy.
When Kylo whined about how this was his story

I love it when a movie has the balls to actually say what a lot of us have been thinking since the prequel trilogy. The Jedi were fucking morons and shit isn’t as simple as black and white, dark and light

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

For me, it has to survive at least a couple of re-watches before I can fit it into the ranking, for the sake of fairness, since the original trilogy had endured like 500 screenings apiece by the time I was old enough to buy a beer and I’ve even watched The Force Awakens a handful of times with my kids.