I know, it was a joke. I asked a kid from there if Goldie Wilson was still the mayor and he was clueless as to what I was talking about. 

Re Flaxman I looked it up and university of San Diego has a 53 percent acceptance rate! 

In normal times you would be Godwinning this thread. These are not normal times.

Today the vast majority of men and women will marry at some time in their lives- by age 70 nearly 96% of men and women have been married at some point in their lives- so that’s still in effect.

You know how you read a video’s description and then watch the video only to find out the headline was greatly exaggerated or outright untrue? This ain’t that video. It was exactly what was described. I don’t know what I was expecting...

For any non-parents who are wondering if this is just the new normal or whatever, my son is 9 years old and his interneting consists of selections from the “floof” cannon and Paddington’s Twitter account (which is pure, undiluted JOY, by the way - read it when you are having a crap day). And he has an iPad and…

If she’s 9 isn’t she in violation of the terms of service for basically all the sites shes using?

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

Body blow! Body blow! Uppercut! Left! Left!

Track: Blue Monday [Live in Glasgow] | Artist: New Order | Album: Power, Corruption & Lies

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

How dare you soil Darth Vader’s name by comparing him to Trump?

So when young Stormi fulfills her genetic destiny and becomes an adult entertainer, she’s gonna adopt something like “Margaret Stevenson” or “Agnes Jones” as a stage name, right?

Did anyone call Al and Chris to let them know that it is too late for the Patriots to make their heroic comeback? Are they still sitting in the box, waiting for Tom, their one true love, to come back onto the field, triumphantly, and score the winning TD?

This was a kharma game for Tom Brady. Brady was beaten by a backup qb, getting his first Super Bowl start and game. Foles runs essentially the same play that Brady did, but he caught the ball for a score. Then there is the strip, sack fumble. No tuck rule on that one. Brady looks like the he’s the only one running…

I watched the game only to watch Brady lose. I suffer from severe irrational hate towards Brady. Those photos are beautiful, sniff.

I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.