Just for the record I love you and your work.

I couldn’t write that review because I’ve actually seen several seasons worth of Sex and the City. (It was OK, but Girls was better.) I’m really not Comic Book Guy and I don’t think nerd culture is any sort of hill to die on, but this was a cheap and lazy take.

I like Ana and Jezebel both, but yes, they do do exactly this.

Y’all already published the “Tee hee! I’ve never heard of Star Wars!” article when the last one came out.

This shit? This shit right here? This is why I don’t play video games anymore. Pouring endless hours and endless stress into my job/career is bad enough, but at least I get paid for doing that. Do it all over for free during my so-called “leisure time”? No. No thank you.

Cockroaches do not use units of measure.

He really is all about the projection, all of the time, isn’t he?

Don’t worry: Jason wasn’t ever going to actually vote.

Whatever you do, stay off my Facebook feed. You might die. (I might die.)

We’re hyperventilating this time around for a good reason. Whereas John McCain or Mitt Romney would have made shitty Presidents, we’re all pretty sure that the country and the planet would have still been there eight years later, nevertheless. No one is at all certain of this when it comes to President Trump, which is…

No one has done more to rehabilitate Hillary Clinton and DWS in my eyes than the Bernie Bros.

OMFG these people have no idea how politics works

I want to know when Ansolo, Chet Haze, and Gabe Day are going to form the superdouche supergroup we all deserve. That’s a thing that needs to happen.

Yet another media outlet cherry-picks outlying polls to push the “horserace” narrative. Clinton ahead by every metric but Romney, er I mean Trump, has the “momentum” and the “intangibles”. Let’s check in with some Republicans and their “gut feeling” next, anything to avoid reporting the fact that, barring some extreme…

You have been to a series of extraordinarily shitty bars. A bartender isn’t just an ambulatory cocktail shaker. S/he is a confidante, an advisor, a friend; a person who can look into your eyes and see just what will best soothe the wounds on your soul. Stop going to teenybopper dance clubs and hipster-infested…

Oh does it, now? And what does it seem like to people who didn’t eat lead paint chips as children, and as a consequence have IQs that exceed room temperature?

It’s too bad that so many of his followers got confused and thought that he was actually running for President, an office for which he is in no way a good candidate.

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? What exactly do you think is going to happen at the convention, other than the delegates voting for their pledged nominee? You think that the stupid “Fart-in” and other planned disruptions are going to somehow cause someone other than the woman the Democrats voted for to be…

Damn straight it is. “I was just trollin’” isn’t actually an excuse for being a horrible human being and ruining other people’s lives for “lulz”. Fuck trolls and anyone who thinks that “trolling” is a valid excuse to be an asshole.

What makes you think that Trump is even capable of this?