Haha, you’re funny.

So that means my beat-to-hell, engine-VIN-doesn’t-match-the-body 2003 A4 wagon is now a “sweet ride”? Awesome. You may all envy me now.

An indelible and permanent warning label for the rest of us: “Danger: I have really, really, really poor judgement. Best stay clear.” I think Bernie’s remaining supporters ought to tattoo themselves similarly, for our sakes.

How do they know how old they are, or when it’s their “name day”, if there are no regular seasons?

Yeah, a lot of “food travel shows” turn me off because there’s just an ocean of unexamined privilege there — Attractive Well-Off Host travels to Exotic Foreign Location to eat <ethnicity> cuisine at the nth-best-restaurant-in-the-world, studiously ignoring the experience of anyone not in this rarified social realm…

You mean a Secret Service style code name. The CIA does not generally go around talking about people on walkie-talkies; they’re sitting in an unmarked van listening to someone else’s walkie-talkie...

But they’re not the point of the show. Do they even have a name? They’re just Hatsune Miku’s band. The point of the show is the giant holographic anime sex robot. There’s just something slightly off-putting about that.

I am a tech worker in California. I already believe Fiorina is the Antichrist. You literally cannot make me more afraid of her than I am already.

Hear me out here: a draft military just might be better than an all-volunteer one. A draft means that the next time we’re wondering whether or not to get involved in some foreign clusterfuck intervention, Dan the Office Park Dad and Suzy the Soccer Mom will have actual skin in the game. It will be their sons and…

Progressives who are never pleased as a point of principle ought not to be surprised when the political establishment stops trying to please them.

Oooh, really? Source? That would be great if true. Hiring smart people can’t do you any good if you’re too dumb to listen to them.

OJ saturation? You ain’t seen nothing, kid.

Go watch The Expanse; it will make everything better again (as long as you stick to physics and not biology).

Yeah. He’s pissed every other cohort off. White males are all that’s left, and 30% of us are liberals who would rather eat our own feet than vote for Trump. 70% of white males and 0% of any other group == loss.

Oh, you young people have no clue.

Somehow you failed to mention the most important factor driving my own purchase decision:

This. This exactly. Spectator sports are a thing because those sports are fun to watch, even if you’ve never played them yourself. “E-sports” seem to appeal only to people who play the same games competitively. That’s a pretty tiny audience.

Once you’ve made your shopping selection... get off my lawn, youngster. 30? Hah. You ain’t seen a thing yet.

Madeleine, I know you aren’t trying to make me feel old. But you make me feel old. Very old. Really really really fucking old.

And I found my new desktop wallpaper. Thank you.