I don’t have any recommendations but I do really need some new stuff to binge watch, so I’m seconding your request.

I am a leggist. Fewer than two or more than four: get out.

If I had vats of money the absolute last thing I would do is schedule myself for weekly colonics.

Bethenny has a very flexible relationship with the truth, and I would not trust a word out of her mouth. If she said the sky was blue, I’d stick my head out the window to double check.

When they first went to the blur screen I assumed the same thing, that he didn’t sign a release. I was afraid that we would never get to see him! But then when the screen became clear, and our eyes got to feast upon this Rey character...I. DIED. They really heightened the suspense there for like 6 seconds and the wild…

I think Rey and cousin Billy from There Goes the Motherhood should either have their own spinoff roadtrip show or they should both be removed from the earth without explanation. Either one is fine with me!

I thought the whole thing with them just playing the audio of the conversation was because Rey wouldn’t sign a release to be shown on camera, but then later when he did show up in his totally not gay nor wasted glory, I was very confused about the whole business and about why LuAnn practically sprinted away from him.…

Apparently, you and I watched very different episodes of RHONY last night.

IRVINE??!?!?!?!? You have to be kidding me. There are no black people in Irvine. There are not even any latinos in Irvine. I am sorry but a mix of wealthy white people and asians does not = diverse to me.

Agreed. But you’re right that they are very survivable.

Well, this was 6 years ago, when I found myself hired by a wealthy couple to be a part-time assistant for them over the summer at their home on Martha’s Vineyard. It seemed like a dream job for the summer - I was temping at the time, the hourly rate they offered me was twice what I had been making, we agreed on about…

My snake capture was executed with a broom, a small trash can, and a hand towel in the Master Bathroom of my boss’s house on Martha’s Vineyard. I let the snake go far from the house, and whispered to it as it slithered off to freedom, “You lucky bastard”...as I was still trapped working in the house for the rest of…

The other day while hiking by the river near my house I saw 2 snakes on the trail, my dog didn't even notice them and ran right by them. Yesterday I saw 3 yuge snapping turtles, which I've never seen in these parts. It's wild out there, I'm getting me and my dog treadmills.

We had a snake in our yard a couple of weeks ago. dandilyn was trying to identify it. I was trying to decide between shoes or a bag. It was gone before we made a positive I.D. Two days later I heard my neighbor scream at the top of her lungs. dandilyn and I looked at each other, knowingly.

I have met many a person who calls their pet “house broken” and the whole house smells of animal piss. I don’t think they know the meaning of the term.

My Speedy Demon Spawn Puppeh heading out on a flee attack. Prepping for trialing this year. I am so in love with this little girl!

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Not just entitled, but purposefully racist too. Like, this isn’t a microaggression or a case of willful ignorance. The shirt got rejected on the grounds of being racist (which means they probably got an explanation of why it was racist), then they did it anyway. This is what happens when you create exclusive spaces…