I have the same reaction to kids dressed as adults as I do to cats wearing clothes ‘AWWW, LOOK IT THINKS IT IS A REAL PEOPLE.’

“Kids dressed like grown ups” is second only to “kids in costume when it’s not halloween” in levels of cuteness. If I had kids I would be dressing them in tiny three piece suits all year round. (In this fantasy I obviously also have at least two nannies and enough disposable income to dress a child better than I…

That looks absolutely miserable. Back in my college days, when I was a complete dummy, I might have thought trying to attend something like that or Time Square on NYE would be fun. Now I do not. I hate crowds so much, it does not matter what the show is. I am done with concerts and sporting events.

Of course this shithead would schedule a 2am concert on a Monday morning. Not like he has to work.

I think I said before, but good luck wrt grad school! I hope you get in to your too picks and have an easy time deciding where to go.

(gazes fondly at three Chihuahuas sleeping in a pile on my bed) ...nope. No helicoptering here!

Your animal names sound very sinister. I like it.

I have been told to never have kids because of the level of obsessiveness with which I parent my dog. To be fair, she’s very smart and looks for trouble the moment I turn my back, so it’s kind of necessary. I recently discovered that she can jump on top of my dresser, so I have another level area of the house that has…

wooooohoooooo Sunday Night Social party!

I hate that no one will see this because it’ll be buried, but I just watched the episode and noticed that LuAnn has Bethenny’s name misspelled in her phone as “Bethany.” I find this hysterical.

The entire three episode arc is (satchels of) gold! Kelly’s misuse of “turning lemons into lemonade,” saying she only eats unprocessed foods and immediately following it up with her love of gummi bears and jelly beans, and that batshit phone call to Jill. I may grab a bottle of pinot on the way home and rewatch on…

Harry Dubin was gross and everyone acted like he was some great catch. He married Aviva, that should tell you all you need to know about his judgement.

I don’t see Grey Gardens when I think of Sonja and Luann, but, I do see Edina and Patsy from AbFab.

Bethenny’s way too unhinged for my enjoyment. She needs to do something about her amphetamine addiction because she’s really losing control of it.

What about the Countess owning up to the fact she’s the Kim Catrall in their SATC crossover??? And Dorinda not just rage-slurring “Shame!” and “I made it nice!” but ALSO swinging around what is clearly a half empty bottle of vodka???

“I made it NICE”!!! So New York Italian - loved it.

Oh, it was good. Like, season one dinner party in Beverly Hills with the medium good.

Things must have been getting tense. Jules ate.