All my hormones just dried right up after reading that. Like, I don’t even need menopause. It’s like you just made me go through commentopause.

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

Consider that two prominent Philippine senators are Joker Arroyo and Bong Bong Marcos, and look upon America’s future.

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

I spend so much time surrounded by young kids now - I don’t even think I looked twice at Boomer. One time there was a Reinhardt! Reinhardt!

Sad that their long marriage is ending. I’m reminded of what my mom said when Al and Tipper Gore announced their divorce after 40 years of marriage: “What’s the point, now?” :/

I think love, in their case, has been in and out of it and struggling to formulate a cogent sentence while fumbling for words and stammering aimlessly for quite a long time, actually.

I had my 2nd as a scheduled C-section and I highly recommend! Did I love the catheter insertion? No. Would I happily re-live the transition from the gurney to the recovery bed? Nah. But! Those were the only real low-lights. I had him at breakfast and was able to eat lunch then shower on my own as few hours later. No…

Socialites, I am still not over Prince dying. I am still thinking about him and wishing for songs I cannot have. I danced my ass off with some friends at a big club with lots DJs and this was one of the best jams o the night, miraculously available online. Get up & dance if ya wanna. XO Prince RIP xoxo

The date’s disapproving mother works for the newspaper, is my guess.

Burritos in that part of the world are huge!

That said what this article also doesn’t mention is that most births are just your standard text book cases where nothing overly dramatic happens.

thatz not okay

I happen to be a fan of goal oriented therapy. However. It’s not for everyone. Your therapist sounds almost dangerous. To make you feel that way IS NOT OK. I have no better advice than to seek out somebody more capable with treating your issues. You are not the problem, your therapist is.

Tough “love” isn’t appropriate for those who already feel unsafe and threatened by the world, and if she doesn’t understand that, she’s not helping.

Pretty much any curry that calls for coconut milk you can easily substitute Greek yogurt for instead. You just have to make sure you temper the yogurt very slowly - leave it out for a few hours to come to room temp and then add your curry to the yogurt a few spoonfuls at a time so the yogurt comes up to temperature…

Good luck on grad school! I’m starting this fall. Suuuuper excited. Kind of excited just to move out of Austin since most of my friends have already graduated and moved. So now just bored all the time.

It’s like when you see someone with a hideous baby and so you scream ‘oh god why does that face exist in the world!’ And throw marbles at it.

Watching POTUS at his last White House Correspondents’ dinner... I’m going to miss him so MUCH!

Image upload failed. Trying this again. Here’s my new kitty, Apricot. Brought home yesterday.