We're through the looking glass.

Well, Bourdain nailed it. Trump is *still* the petulant little kid crying for a “do-over.”

The hate...it burns.

Oh no! I hope your baby pulls through. I’m sure the best canine specialists will be watching over her.

It depends on you and your relationship. My parents moved in together after two months and they’re still going strong 30 years later. They say it just felt right and it was easy. If you feel good about it, go for it!

As someone who used to have a fair amount of disposable income and was able to save every month before having 3 kids, this is how you do it: you don’t have fun anymore, ever. Forget the disposable income. Then you cut a lot of expenses you used to take for granted, like having a nice car (cause crappy car is half the…

This honestly doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. I worked at a smaller-scale version of this very place from 2009-2011 (catered to the uber-wealthy, staff were cliquey, parents were very high-maintenance, etc.)

Bad teachers are categorized as D.U.C.K.S, (Dependent Upon Criticizing and Killing Success)

Elite private school culture is so insane. We once had to go through a costly and time-consuming application and vetting process involving interviews, recommendations, testing, etc... for a private DOG RUN. I’m terrified of eventually facing this with an actual child.

Her plan to call “Berry and Stevie and Smokey”

He is wearing a denim chef’s jacket. Sweet mother in heaven.

This is where Donald Trump came from.

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

Oh, you couldn't even keep down fluids? That can be really scary. Glad to hear that's changed. Good luck from California!

Don’t be dehydrated. It’s going to make you feel worse and it’ll take longer to recover. Your body uses water to cleanse itself of toxins. Herbal tea with honey and lemon sounds so trite, but it helps your throat, give you energy, has vitamin C and hydrates you. Good luck!

I’m getting so excited about this and we haven’t even planned anything yet!

Effexor is the shit, but it has utterly destroyed my libido. :( That being said, it is 100% worth not parading around with an anxiety doom cloud over my head every moment of my life.

Don’t know what I’m eating, but I ain’t cooking.

TOTALLY loyal cockroaches. He could shoot someone, and they would still live in his housing projects.