Deer are like rats. D.C. is tiny and surrounded by forests. I once saw an armadillo trundling down Wisconsin Avenue. Not that that is pertinent at all. But I’ve seen things, is the point.

dogs bouncing in snow makes me happy. My dog loved it.

Also reporting from DC, where we have an epic video of deer frolicking down the middle of a deserted city street.

Bitch can take SEVERAL seats. “Racist to whites” isn’t a thing, because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power. It’s 2016, and there’s frankly no excuse for such self-indulgent ignorance. She can come back once she reads a damned book: preferably, Ta-Nehisi…

THIS IS THE REAL STORY

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

I can’t tell if “tourist class” is the funniest or most offensive thing I’ve ever heard.

... I had to double check where you said you were from since you weren’t using freedom units to measure temperature.

“I’m super normal and sane and just want to meet my soulmate by trapping them in my apartment through a blizzard, forcing fake intimacy and a desperate narrative of inevitability through the copious use of candles and creep-arm. We will reminisce about this incredibly romantic engineered weekend many decades from now,…

i’d rather get intimate with a fresh jalapeno while listening to the audiotape of 50 shades of grey than hang out with any of these people.

I clicked on the link to see the ring (I couldn’t find it). What i did find though, is the names of their children. They’re so good.

Hmm. The ridged sole brings to mind something you'd find in an aquarium, maybe suctioned to a glass wall.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

She is such a beautiful girl.

I am also going to cry ugly tears. Partly because he’s leaving. Partly because the current crop of replacements (and general direction of the country) has me plotting my exit strategy to another country.

I fucking love Martha Stewart.

It’s like I’m with the Band but online and without discernible talent.

with a tacky little toupée and miniature suitcoat? *shudders*