I had a recurring sinus infection that hit me four times between Thanksgiving and Christmas. The week before Christmas my wife came down with right lung pneumonia. A few days after that our son and I both came down with nasty colds/coughs at the same time. My cough about left me crippled, but the doc ruled out…

Well that’s just the worst. Your feeling of safety and security is one of those things that takes a moment to shatter and ages to rebuild. But I hope neither of your experiences holds you back - we’ve gotta show men (especially the drunk white ones) that they don't own every space they occupy.

Awwww. You know what I heard is a cure for what ails ya? A kitten and a lizard who are friends:

Omg I got hooked by that show! I don’t know how it happened, but now I’m following it religiously!!!

The most telltale signs are: do you see white spots on your tonsils or the back of your throat?

Yes! I’m close to going on three weeks now. At this point its mostly just an annoying, itchy cough thats lingering but I finally feel good enough to pop open a bottle of wine to start season 2 of Fargo. Hope you feel better soon and have a good night.

My tiny baby sister just got engaged! Like, five minutes ago. I'm so happy for her, and I love the guy. I also feel OLD because she's much younger than me (13 years), and now she's old enough to get married. And oddly enough, me, my sister, and now my little baby sister will all have married when we were 24. It's kind…

As if the situation with my mother could not get worse. The nursing facility she is in submitted a report to her insurance company saying that she had “plateaued” in physical therapy. Based on this incomplete report, the insurance decided not to cover another extension in her stay. This is her 4th stroke and most…

Hi all! I am going to my friends house for a belated Christmas party. I made cupcakes for the occasion.

Jezzies! I need some advice. Has anyone moved across the country for a job? Were you able to scout out a place to live ahead of time or did you wait until you got there and stayed in some sort of temporary living? How did you move your stuff?

I hear you Jenny Slate; I process joy much the same way these days.

“Always.”

Shh! Ziggy is not dead. He just went home.

“Gas under $2 a gallon ain’t bad either.”

Paul Ryan not happy with Obama’s speech.

My fellow Americans, remember this, government is not the problem, Republican government is the problem.

That Iowa burn was a real good burn; an ever so slight singe on the marshmallow, if you will.

Boehner was always so distracting just by how much he made me think of an orange grinch.

Hopefully Big Sean Obama

You’re all going to think I’m Nostradamus, but I’m going to call Haley’s response now: Angry, nonsensical, and no more than 10% relevant to anything the President actually has to say.