eastcoastcaligirl
EastCoastCaliGirl
eastcoastcaligirl

I love no fucks given Obama, particularly since he is arguably the most consequential President since LBJ, and his solution to a hostile Congress has been “fine. I’ll just do it all myself.”

He’s going to piss off so many old bigots tonight and I cannot wait.

His face says “I love myself - but I love Obama more”

Whatever Obama’s shortcomings, his place in history, what he represents, is undeniable.

I would be simultaneously, hysterically laughing and crying if President Obama invited me to the Oval Office and hugged me. They would probably need to have me removed and ask me to count backwards by 7s.

So, I was pretty unimpressed with the fashion tonight. Obviously white was a trend for the ladies and my waiter Ryan Gosling, but I wasn’t feeling it. Except for Taraji. She looked amazing, and made me selectively walk back my drunken bitching about it. Laverne Cox is an honorable mention.

Jenna Doohickey Tatum is my new favorite Tatum anyway.

Oh man, that sounds rough. :( I’m hoping they’ll get the hint and leave you guys alone. Good luck!

I reread Good Omens and am halfway through Stardust by Neil Gaiman. So fun to read!

What’s their deal? What are they trying to accomplish by harassing you guys? I’m sorry you’re going through this and I hope the police will be more proactive if you need to call them again.

Block their number from your phone. And when your lease is up, move and don’t tell them where you’re going. The off-ness is just them making you fell guilty cuz family is family no matter what, right? Bullshit. And if the police are unhelpful again, call the chief of police and tell him the situation and what you need

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!

Hey all, please send some internet hugs my way. My husband was diagnosed with severe anxiety and moderate depression recently. While it was a huge relief to be told that something was genuinely wrong, he’s still trying to find the right meds/dosage. I’m trying to be as supportive as I can, but I don’t know how to talk

Guys. Mini Pie started Tiny Ballet this morning and it is the GODDAMN CUTEST THING EVER AHHHH.

I had my gallbladder surgery last week. I finally got a good night’s sleep and the soreness is abating.

2016 started terribly. I can’t even describe how bad the situation has gotten with my boss, except to let you know that I’m pretty sure I have chronic anxiety, including a feeling of constant weight on my chest, weird GI stuff and sweaty palms at all times. It’s great. I also didn’t talk with husband for 3 days this

*BRAG ALERT*

Guys, big news this week with my kid. The other night I felt like poo after they had dance class, so I decided to take the kids to McDonald’s to avoid cooking and give myself a chance to just sit (that sound you hear in the distance is one of Food Babe’s neck veins exploding).

That’s going to be a hell of an exterminator bill.