Valve: “Behold! A new Half-Life game...”

Alyx?

VR only?

It’s a prequel on niche enthusiast hardware, not exactly the prophecised return of the chosen one

Oh fuck you Valve. Stop crushing my hopes and dreams... if you can even call it hopes and dreams anymore.

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency.

Maybe I’m weird, but I *always* save manually before ending any play session, even if I’d just seen an autosave animation in the corner. I also sort of enjoy the ritual of “starting up” a game for real whenever I next sit down to play - seeing the title screen, etc. - so I often manually kill games after manually…

“We always start with nailing the key user-journey and then proceed with releasing extra features. YouTube started with ‘watch video.’...

Funny how you’re justifying domestic violence with “she started it.”

If she was throwing heavy/potentially damaging objects at him, then he should’ve called the police and gotten his children out of there. Reacting to someone chucking shit (assuming she was) with violence only escalates the situation.

Or did your…

*Twelve* whole games? By golly, what a bounty!

You DO see how condescending that is, right?

This is consistently the most idiotic argument around. “i have the right to play the game based on whatever specific criteria I please.” What If I only have a chromebook and want to play diablo? What if I want to play Diablo at 4k but it doesn’t support it? There are an infinite amount of what-ifs that exist that I…

I am another person that would prefer there be an offline single player mode, but your response is incredibly immature and entitled. “Play another game” is a perfectly reasonable response. Not every game can be every thing, and you shouldn’t have any problems with games catering to people and mindsets that aren’t you…

*If* I want to be offline, I have the right to be and *IF* I want to play a single-player campaign, I should not be limited by my internet connection.

Are we really still beating this drum? It’s been like 7 years since 3 came out. We’re all connected online all the time anyway. 

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

This Bear Friday is the Deadspin equivalent of a viking funeral. Farewell everyone.

Post photos of Spanfeller's micro penis

This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. The day something great and important and loved just left us out of nowhere. It’s stupid and I don’t like it and I will genuinely miss this website.