earthlingdave
earthlingdave
earthlingdave

Observe the large set of flashing lights.

How are you people confused? They said that when someone’s about to die they stand in a corner. We see a guy doing that. That means the witch killed em all. I mean, I haven’t seen this since the theater, but it made sense then and it’s obvious now.

See, I disliked a lot of the movie but found the ending really gripping. Different strokes, I guess.

Well, they did vote for one.

Wow, you must be fun at parties.

Doesn’t look like anything to me...

Innocent people’s lives are being ruined for no reason, and you’re whining because you have to suffer the horror of... occasionally being reminded of it by a few headlines?

Love for a daughter and hatred for the Empire

I’m a lover not a fighter... or something. My biggest problem with the “special editions” is the re-insertion of Jabba into Star Wars (I was 9 when Star Wars came out in ‘77 so I still call it “Star Wars”). I know that was Lucas’ original plan, but because it didn’t work out and we only heard about Jabba in whispers

We voluntarily interact with less sophisticated species for no reasons other than curiosity or amusement. Why wouldn’t aliens?

They could do a whole Star Wars Origins trilogy! And it could dive into everyone’s backstory’s, and it could show how Obiwan and Anakin first met, and then we could see Anakin’s training and his fall to the dark side and how he became Darth Vader, and maybe we could see where the Emperor came from and the fall of the

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I see your jam and raise you my favourite Hobbit Jam -

If a bunch of wannabe-nazis started claiming that my work was actually antisemitic and supported their obnoxious ideology then I’d be damn sure to get a twitter account and tell them to ‘fuck the far right off’. I definitely wouldn’t consider it a ‘life foul’.

I sometimes watch Attack of the Clones with the French language track on and pretend it’s some weird Luc Besson joint from the ‘90s.

It’s a very good trailer. Here’s the problem - Prometheus also had a great trailer. I was really forward to Prometheus, and all I ended up with was a shit movie-lenght first act with no payoff that contradicted the original and did away with the one thing I loved the franchise for the most - that feeling that space is

now that David in Prometheus...that’s a character to get behind!

It enrages that they’ll never learn and never realise a defeat.

They win = proof they were right!

It’s depressing that any time we find some new, cool critter it inevitably endangered by our greed and lack of fucks for anything but ourselves. I hope we never make it to other planets based on how we’ve treated this one.

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!