Was going to say the same thing. I think the PT Cruiser is more a victim of its own success rather than a poor choice to productize. Like you said, it was successful, selling over 1,000,000 over its run. But they became so ubiquitous and then the “customizing” that various owners did just drove the car into a bad…

Except this one is amateurly restored, missing decals, and no seatbelts and even with a newer engine, is still going to drive like absolute garbage and going to be a death trap. All for 17k? What a steal!

I have a fratzog tattoo. Everybody should have one.

It behooves us to find out.

I would’ve slapped it to the bottom of an Amazon delivery truck  or even better yet a semi that was from out of state. 

Probably esoteric notes scribbled on photos of obscure taillight designs.

Really, it's just Newark. Past that jersey isn't so bad

Search “Hummer” Replace all “Bronco”

Also, the glare popping out from underneath an overpass into full sun is way worse in reality than it looks on camera. A handfull of brake and try to hit the thing square is about the only realistic option.

Do not wait. I quit a job I would have otherwise stayed with forever after six weeks for this very reason, because the stress of not having a job or anything lined up was significantly less than the stress of going in every morning.

Just shoot the futures grandmothers a text message. Unceremoniously.

Pointless death as a result of one of the more pointless trends of my lifetime.

As part of Making their brand identity more distinct, Volkswagen will also be making all of their new cars with a 6 volt electrical system.

There is an ocean nearby. Artificial reefs are a thing. Sell tickets to create those reefs with catapults.

Put Jeep badges on them and David Tracy will come take them away for you.

Neutral: Tip 1: Get a piece of bare copper wire and wrap around the outside of the box. I don’t know why Snails and slugs don’t like copper, but it works. My box was overrun before I did the copper trick.

We are stardust, we are golden

You assume correctly.

This is heresy of the highest order.