No one actually thinks Bruce Willis will be called up to duty. Mostly because he’s a movie sta.... oh wait, Trump will DEFINITELY try calling him up to duty.

I just rented a Kia Carnival and loved it, but I have no need for a vehicle that huge when the 3rd row would get used maybe twice a year - an MPV with sliding doors would be so much better

Honda Fit

No horse in the race regarding the splitter guard.  I dont own the car or any car that would have one.  I thought the pop in color was a nice touch even after I found out it was supposed to be thrown away.

Welcome to nearly every city in the southeast. It’s almost as if red states don’t bother investing in infrastructure until they are forced over a barrel.

What the hell, I’ll give it a NP. Looks pretty good, runs and drives, clean title, and it has AC! It’s a manual wagon! What more could you ask for?

It’s not like we needed another reason why cruises are fucking awful, but here it is anyway.

This is the first time I’ve woken up as an American and genuinely not felt safe. And to all the people who chose this? Fuck you and I hope they come for your family first.

Were there any bowls of petunias plummeting alongside the rock? Perhaps a very confused whale? Several hundred million lightly fried eggs?

I’ve long thought that a gas station would do well to offer a free-to-use air pump that was driven by gas purchase. Just like the pumps that give you a numeric code to use at the car wash when you select the option at the pump, it could also give you a code to operate the pump for 5 minutes with a minimum purchase.

Did Velaidum apologize to the meteorite for having his house in its path?

This is the most exciting thing to happen in Prince Edward Island since Dennis King found that rock that was shaped a little like a heart!

Get back to us when it will do a 585 mile day on the interstate at 80 mph.  I’ll even allow for a 10 minute fillup in the middle. 

I’m going to say that the “standards of professional conduct” were violated by the other employees. As always, fuck dealerships.

1986 I literally bought the little old lady next door’s Ventura. It had the 307 V8 though. Car only had 23K miles on the clock. Worst thing for it. Brake seals went, shocks were leaking, trans went oh and it was turd brown. I repainted it IROC Z blue.

Jerky Boys Also back in 1994...

“Am I doing a good job? Please tell me I’m doing a good job!” ~ Insecure license plate scanner

“So right out of the gate, we already know it’s a tacky bro-pad right down to the gas stove”

I saw a new 7 in a parking garage last week. It actually looks better in person than photos.

Miata is the answer, a well setup Na with barely 90hp, manual steering no power brakes, still the most fun thing ive ever driven. Especially on winding country roads.