I’ve long thought that a gas station would do well to offer a free-to-use air pump that was driven by gas purchase. Just like the pumps that give you a numeric code to use at the car wash when you select the option at the pump, it could also give you a code to operate the pump for 5 minutes with a minimum purchase.

This is the most exciting thing to happen in Prince Edward Island since Dennis King found that rock that was shaped a little like a heart!

Get back to us when it will do a 585 mile day on the interstate at 80 mph.  I’ll even allow for a 10 minute fillup in the middle. 

I’m going to say that the “standards of professional conduct” were violated by the other employees. As always, fuck dealerships.

1986 I literally bought the little old lady next door’s Ventura. It had the 307 V8 though. Car only had 23K miles on the clock. Worst thing for it. Brake seals went, shocks were leaking, trans went oh and it was turd brown. I repainted it IROC Z blue.

Jerky Boys Also back in 1994...

“Am I doing a good job? Please tell me I’m doing a good job!” ~ Insecure license plate scanner

“So right out of the gate, we already know it’s a tacky bro-pad right down to the gas stove”

I saw a new 7 in a parking garage last week. It actually looks better in person than photos.

Miata is the answer, a well setup Na with barely 90hp, manual steering no power brakes, still the most fun thing ive ever driven. Especially on winding country roads.

I think the Buick Cascada looks quite nice. And it has the best top-up appearance of any soft top convertible on the road today.

The Porsche 944 is better looking than the 928.

That was my grandpa.
Had nothing but LeSabres since he moved to the US in the 50s. It was a sign “he made it.”
Even, perplexingly, the late 90s LeSabres which were bubbliciously terrible. 

I gotta go with Subaru, mainly because of their endearing dog commercials. Ironically the ads are memorable and the kinds of things that people share/talk about, but the Subaru brand itself still feels too far out of the mainstream for so many possible consumers to actually buy. I think a lot of the population thinks…

Needs dog dish hubcaps.

Nothing from the ‘60s will be anywhere close to safe in terms of crash protection, even if it will only see town and rural driving.

That’s a pretty diverse and bizarre wish list, so compormises are going to have to be made somewhere. With this suggestion I give short shrift to the rear seat accommodations, but overall I think it checks most of the boxes: Euro vintage style, convertible, modern amenities. And the kiddos will love it. 

Not really a rebrand.

“Ground control to Major Wong... Ground control to Major Wong... When you eat your egg roll, put some soy sauce on...”

I’m looking forwards to the in-depth article on the difference between taillights on the different spacecraft.