According to my sister, who lived in Graz for 2-1/2 years, temperatures rarely exceeded 75 degrees F, even in August, so no air conditioning required.

I heard this after i moved to GA in 1995, but it was a Chrysler during the Depression when the automakers were really trying to pinch pennies.

Not to be ‘that guy’ but Bruce Willis is, sadly, suffering from end-stage dementia.

Just as long as it gets better than 24mpg. My V6 Dodge Charger got better mileage.

How about a small minivan?

We, as a country, re-elected this asshole knowing full well this was going to happen; therefore, we as a country are getting exactly what we asked for.

I always thought the Citroen C4 Cactus was a cool looking vehicle, it might be interesting what Citroen would do with a BOF vehicle.

A BOF might allow BMW to attach a bigger, uglier grill, which is exactly what their target demographic wants apparently.

How about a Cord 812?

Nissan reportedly went into the merger talks hoping for “integration on equal terms,”

Trump’s cutbacks must have included his make-up lady; you can see the line of demarcation where she got grossed out touching his neck wattle.

Well damn... if you’re not willing to violate all current understanding of the laws of astrophysics and teleport me and my vehicle approx. 520 billion km and 30 days in the past to the exact time and location in multi-dimensional space needed to avoid the accident... then what good are you?

I would teleport to this past New Years Day and leave home ONE MINUTE later than i originally did so this wouldn’t happen:

Definitely not the first time someone rushed home for a little pussy...

There a Yakov Smirnoff joke in there somewhere, I can feel it....

So, potentially, my loved one’s ashes will be sucked into an air intake and trapped in an air filter for eternity? 

My father’s Plymouth Duster had an orange 76 gas station topper, even though there wasn’t a 76 station within 30 miles of our house.

I have felt my anxiety level rise dramatically since November 6th.

I’m just going to stop watching the news for the next four years.

I’m currently in negotiations to buy a 2006 Buick LaCrosse with the 3.6 VVT engine. Car currently has 95K miles on it, so its due for a timing chain replacement very shortly, which is exactly why the owner is looking to sell.