He needs to shave that thing off. He looks like they found him sleeping in an alley in Reseda.

Counterpoint: Since moving to Europe, like once a month I consider spending a truly insane amount of money to get Utz crab chips shipped here.

As a once proud owner of a ‘80 Plymouth Sapporo, I can confirm that they did have a console (of sorts) up there. It didn’t contain the radio (unfortunately) but it still felt pretty cool, for the time. I still miss that car and would have one again, if I could find one. (They seem to be very rare).

Not really a “feature” but man modern cars are reliable now. Even an “unreliable” car now is miles ahead of cars from the ‘70s when I learned to drive. Credit computer monitered fuel injection and vastly higher manufacturing standards (thanks Japan!)

Cream cheese and jam on bread: “Eww, weird, gross.”

Chef-Boy-Ardee beef ravioli. We thought it was the greatest thing in the world cause we never got ravioli otherwise.

They clearly didn’t choose the AM General because they were worried it had too much baggage. I mean, look at that face - this thing has seen some shit

Back in the late ‘80s, I was living in Collingswood NJ (just outside of Camden) and commuting to Center City Philadelphia on the Lindenwold/PATCO High-Speed Line.

This plan relies on the average Tesla buyer being a blindly brand loyal idiot who just wants to be able to say they drive a Tesla for their social status and don’t actually care about having the best car.

*sighs* What a dumb article. Buffalo Bill isn’t any kind of trans, in fact I’d be surprised if he had a sexuality or gender identity at all, as those terms conventionally are defined. He is a psychotic killer who happened to find a narrative. If he were religious he’d have picked a religious narrative. If he’d played…

Having a mullet sells the deal .

For a long stretch after my daily switched to being my (at that point new) truck I made it a point to take the fine vehicle referenced in my username on first dates.

It’s cool, and I like it, but 40 large?  For real? Collectors will immediately strike it down for the insane mileage.  It’s not unique enough to stand out in the crowd.  I couldn’t even see this selling for half that much.  So much crack pipe. 

And if people don’t want to pay the markup, they can try putting all the pieces together themselves and see how that goes.

Secret service: “ Can I go on Trump detail? Sure he’s batshit insane, but at least he’s sedentary. “

But at least you understand the meaning of farming.

Derp is like 20 years old and hardly out of bounds. This is a major stretch.

Most places won’t install customer-supplied parts. Can’t say I blame them, either, as much as I’d be happy to not pay a shop’s markup on parts.

A degree in English literature from a private university.  It’s also the most expensive.  

It has to be dozing off.  Even if your eyes close for just a second, you never really know how long you’ve been out, and know that if it happens again you could die or kill someone else.  The handful of times it’s happened to me, when I realize that I just woke up, it’s the most jarring and adrenaline-inducing…