Early ‘90s and I have the opportunity to purchase a ‘67 Mustang two-door hardtop with a 289 and a four-speed. This was the sweet-spot for first-gen Mustang values, between the time they were just another used car and a collector’s item.

This woman?

This particular car is advertised to have 159,000 miles, and the seller is asking $11,000 for tit.

My cousin’s step-father once tried to pull a fallen tree out of his back yard by tying one end of a rope around the tree and the other end to the front bumper of his car - a Chevy Vega wagon.

Quiet and solitude are totally underrated. 

I have several:

I’ll see your leather-wrapped rollcage and raise you a set of Porsche leather-covered paddle shifters.

My cousin and I jointly owned a 1977 Nova we purchased for $250 as a ‘spare’ car since we both drove pieces of shit at that time. A brown four-door sedan with a 350 V-8, three-speed automatic, the Nova was roomy. comfortable, reasonably quick, got decent gas mileage, was pretty much bullet-proof, and most importantly,…

And just because the bald guy behind him bears a resemblance to Joseph Goebbels...

I am consequently terrified by logging trucks and other large loaded construction vehicles and should really not watch trucks tip over and burst into flames while crushing sedans beneath them on reddit.

Tri-Five Chevies are over-rated and so banal that they are practically a cliche. This example manages to be all that, and yet is somehow vulgar at the same time.

I’m a big fan of orphan car makes, so....

I like the styling of the C4, I love convertibles, and C4 prices are at their nadir.

I had to teach myself how to drive a manual since no one in my family drove a stick and both the Drivers-Ed cars in HS were 1979 Plymouth Volares with a straight-six and a three speed automatic.

My ex-GF once unfastened the first three buttons of her blouse to show off her ‘assets.’ She got out of the ticket.

The bike was assembled in Berlin, Germany, so maybe BERLIN or B3RL1N?

This Ford F-450 SuperDuty.

All the above, plus I would add ‘pull over in a safe area so that the officer does not have to step out into traffic to walk to your car.’

Or maybe file a claim against the estate of Francis Scott Key himself for putting his bridge smack dab in the middle of the bay where it was just begging to be hit by a ship.