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Employees who have been working at the same shop, for the same boss, for several years.

The conference call i was on last week mentioned ‘force majeure’ as one possible legal avenue for the steamship line to minimize their financial liability.

Ever since the ship hit the bridge, discussions have swirled around who will have to pay to refloat the boat and repair the Francis Scott Key Bridge,

It’s called “force majeure” and its a common practice in the shipping industry.

It looks like it drove through the paint aisle at Home Depot.

Janis Joplin’s Porsche.

And I thought I was a fanatic about Chargers...I don’t hold a candle to these folks.

Buc-ees is opening a store about 10 miles from me, so those beaver-adorned sweat pants will come in handy after my diet switches to mainly brisket sandwiches and Beaver Nuggets. 

Let’s stuff an LS1 in a Grand Prix, bolt a Corvette’s rear suspension and differential out back, and shoot the power through a beefed up version of the Aztec’s VersaTrak AWD system.

The Malibu Maxx would have been a better starting point, IMO.  The rear hatch at least distinguished it from every other ‘90s sedan.

I’ve actually been lucky with my air travel, but there have been exceptions:

The front end looks like an evolution of the Michael Keaton Batmobile, maybe Gen 4.

No lie, i was in traffic next to a school bus earlier this week and thought to myself that aside from some improved aerodynamics and LED lightning, the exterior of the bus is virtually identical to the one i rode on to HS back in 1981.

Tesla Cybertruck.

It’s called the Highway Hi-Fi, it was available on Chrysler products in the late ‘50s and played platform-specific 7" records.

Looks like a 3 Musketeers bar someone left out in the sun too long. 

I remember some relative or other having one of these in their car:

No longer optional since the government made them mandatory back in 2012, but anti-lock brakes saved my bacon one rainy morning on the DC Beltway when traffic came to a sudden, unexplained stop at the exit for US50.

My cardiologist drives a Lucid Grand Touring. He previously owned a Tesla Model S and a BMW i8.

Reminds me of an episode of Speed Racer